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Tweak says, "Ew, David!"

but seriously there will be flying cars (_stark_) wrote,
@ 2014-08-27 11:02:00

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howard stark, tony stark

stark and canned_hero

Hey. Brought you some basics. Food. Emergency scotch. That kind of thing.

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	canned_hero 2014-08-27 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	You brought sheets. Who brings sheets? I mean, aside from housekeeping. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, was there a different thing you needed? A book of manners, perhaps? What the hell is your problem? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Guess you should make a mental note to hire better tutors down the line, since they forgot the all important chapter on grace and poise when encountering time travel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Strange circumstances don't excuse you from being decent to people. But fine. You can turn up your nose all you want. But at least look at the notebook I put in there. I made some preliminary-- Ah. Looks like you have, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Thanks for the life lesson, pops. Should I be taking notes? I... oh. That's... right, if I... okay. That's not bad. A little fast and loose, but I can work with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	I had to make up some variables, obviously. But I figure we'll get closer through trial and error. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Right, right, not a lot of constants that can stand in for magic glowing rock, assuming that's what it was. I didn't get a good read on it and the sensors are all shot at this distance, anyway. No good link to my AI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	"Magic glowing rock." Hmm. Anything guesses on the energy signature? Can you make an approximation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Reads kind of like the Tesseract, which isn't so helpful because I don't have my notes on that, either. Wait, wait, that's around here, isn't it? Big glowing blue box. Well. Not so big. About... this by that, still, can't miss it on account of the glowing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	We have... something like that. A piece of it, anyway. Rogers picked it up. It's like nothing I've ever seen before and it does glow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Now we're talking. We can use those readings as a baseline. Adjust... that, and... You said something about food? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Steak and potatoes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	I saw the mess here earlier. Now way did you get steak and potatoes out of this place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	They aren't from this place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. [lengthy pause] Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. See? I knew you had manners hiding somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Don't push it, pops. It's not like you cooked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	There is literally no way in hell, no. I've never seen you cook. I never even saw you in the kitchen. Not sure if you knew where it was, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Just because you never saw it happen doesn't mean I can't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Touché. Never saw you bring me food at all until now, so I'll give you that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	... But you did eat though, right? It's not like you were hungry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	No. I wasn't hungry. Okay, seriously, what in the hell am I supposed to call you? Because you've got to be half my age and I don't exist yet and I don't think it's really the time for Dad, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Christ, I don't know. Is Howard too weird? This is weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	You used to glare at me when I called you Howard, which... admittedly, was most of the appeal, but sure. Permission. I'll take it. And fuck yes, this is weird. It's weird enough that two bottles of scotch isn't going to touch it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Rebellion clearly runs in the family. Ah, I figured that's where the other one went. I'll be getting more in short order, not that it'll necessarily help. I don't think anything would make this less strange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Only one way to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-28 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Sure is. You need anything else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-28 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Nope. Think this will occupy me for a while. I work anything out, I think I know where to find you, and you have an epiphany, you know where I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-28 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Right. Well. Good. I would say "sleep well" but I think we both know that's not in the cards for either of us. So. Rest however you need to, and I'll see you in the morning. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-28 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't look like I'm going anywhere fast. Uh. Goodnight, I guess. Thanks for... this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
	No problem. That's what... eventual... fathers are for. I suppose. Goodnight. (Reply to this) (Parent)