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Tweak says, "Orifices are not playthings."

but seriously there will be flying cars (_stark_) wrote,
@ 2014-08-27 11:02:00

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howard stark, tony stark

stark and canned_hero

Hey. Brought you some basics. Food. Emergency scotch. That kind of thing.

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	canned_hero 2014-08-27 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	There is literally no way in hell, no. I've never seen you cook. I never even saw you in the kitchen. Not sure if you knew where it was, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Just because you never saw it happen doesn't mean I can't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Touché. Never saw you bring me food at all until now, so I'll give you that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	... But you did eat though, right? It's not like you were hungry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	No. I wasn't hungry. Okay, seriously, what in the hell am I supposed to call you? Because you've got to be half my age and I don't exist yet and I don't think it's really the time for Dad, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Christ, I don't know. Is Howard too weird? This is weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	You used to glare at me when I called you Howard, which... admittedly, was most of the appeal, but sure. Permission. I'll take it. And fuck yes, this is weird. It's weird enough that two bottles of scotch isn't going to touch it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-27 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Rebellion clearly runs in the family. Ah, I figured that's where the other one went. I'll be getting more in short order, not that it'll necessarily help. I don't think anything would make this less strange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-27 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Only one way to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-28 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Sure is. You need anything else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-28 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Nope. Think this will occupy me for a while. I work anything out, I think I know where to find you, and you have an epiphany, you know where I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-28 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Right. Well. Good. I would say "sleep well" but I think we both know that's not in the cards for either of us. So. Rest however you need to, and I'll see you in the morning. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canned_hero 2014-08-28 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't look like I'm going anywhere fast. Uh. Goodnight, I guess. Thanks for... this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stark_ 2014-08-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
	No problem. That's what... eventual... fathers are for. I suppose. Goodnight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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