Update, folks.

So, late last night, "The Dinosaur Situation" was taken care of.

The toothy gal is now in a holding pen near the edge of town, where she'll be cared for in an environment that makes sure nobody gets hurt.

...I still say I'm waiting for King Kong to show next.

Or maybe Godzilla. Wait, would Godzilla even fit in here? Someone get on this!