[Romilda]
Back at Hogwarts, we Hufflepuffs threw the best parties. I may have danced on a table top or two then. That's off the record though!
Your maths are hard to argue with, Romilda, you've convinced me. And anyway, what else is the gym for if not to work off shared cakes? Thursday then? Cafe on Diagon?
If any ever came to light, I'd definitely charge you. Then burn them and deny their existence.