There Is Nothing I Do Better Than Revenge (terribly_vane) wrote,
[Robbie]
I forget how much older than me you are, though I must say Robert you're holding up remarkably well for someone of your advancing years. And don't delude yourself Robbie, my hearts like a tiny prune as I cut swathes through men I use, abuse and discard like toys. Most of our conversations are off the record but you need to get a social life. All work and no play makes Robbie a dull boy. Dull, dull dull.
I run and do pilates. Keeps me in great shape for the fifty yard dash in the sales and running and pilates can be done early in the morning so I don't need to worry about my hair in the morning. How often do you go gym-buddy?
We're friends! If we weren't then those hypothetical photos would be my Holiday greeting cards. You know, all this talk about these photos has mad me realise one thing. It's a darn shame they don't exist. I'd have liked to have seen th