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Tweak says, "please don't go any higher"

Stork (_stork_) wrote,
@ 2010-05-24 23:43:00

I hate this town.

I hate this town.

I hate this town.

I WANT THE CONDOR BACK.

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	boysaredumb 2010-05-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Calm down. What's wrong? (Reply to this) (Thread)

_stork_
2010-05-25 03:53 am UTC (link)

Oh I dunno Piper ONLY:

TIME TRAVEL

CRAZY WEATHER

PLAGUE OF DOOM

THE FIRST KILLER ROBOT THAT HUNTED ME DOWN AND TRIED TO MURDER ME

MIRROR CLONE DOPPELGANGERS OF DOOM

AND NOW!!!

DID YOU HEAR THE RADIO ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT KILLER ROBOTS THAT DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE ROBOTS!?

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS! I AM A FRAGILE AND SENSITIVE PERSON! THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH DOOM I CAN TAKE!

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	boysaredumb 2010-05-25 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Okay, put away the big letters and listen to me. Easy solution to avoiding the human-looking robots: DON'T GO OUTSIDE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Well that is a GIVEN. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boysaredumb 2010-05-25 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Then what do you have to worry about at the moment? Let's just deal with the robots and then worry from there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bellkt 2010-05-25 04:01 am UTC (link)
	STORK! stop. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-25 04:07 am UTC (link)
	STOP!? I CAN'T STOP BELLKT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bellkt 2010-05-25 04:08 am UTC (link)
	You are acting absolutely mental. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
	MENTAL!? ITS THE TOOOOOOOWWWWWWN! Oh no. NO. I know what's happening here! THE CONDOR CRASHED AND I DIED AND THIS IS HELL. It's the only thing that makes SENSE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bellkt 2010-05-25 04:14 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE NOT IN HELL! STORK! YOU ARE NOT DEAD! Listen to me. Put that stupid helmet back on your head until you .. I don't know! Stop being ridiculous! You're being ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-25 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yes yes yes you are right. THE TRANCE HELMET. It's the only way to cope with this DISCOVERY of my untimely DOOM..... I am NOT ridiculous. You and your accent are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bellkt 2010-05-25 04:18 am UTC (link)
	...you. YOU! ~~dshgfahfgakjsdhfga!!!!~~ .. you know what? FINE. You're right. Robots. Coming for you. Ultimate doom. You're first on their list or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-25 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I usually am. Unfortunately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bellkt 2010-05-25 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, Stork.. I wonder about you. ~~Mindworms?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aerrow 2010-05-27 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Stork. Stork. Stork. Take a breath, dude. It'll be okay. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-27 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Aerrow. WHAT PART OF THIS OKAY!? YOU GUYS CANNOT TELL ME I AM OVERREACTING ABOUT KILLER ROBOTS! I can't handle all of this STRESS Aerrow. I CAN'T DO IT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aerrow 2010-05-27 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Stork. I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying that we can handle it, buddy. We've been through worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-05-27 02:54 am UTC (link)
	....Yes. You're right. THE PLAGUE was by far the worst. Oh god I feel nauseous just thinking about it.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aerrow 2010-05-27 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Definitely not a time that I like to think about either. (Reply to this) (Parent)