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[Jul 10th, 10 9:38 pm
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Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' holes

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell!!!!!


(Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta)
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[Jun 17th, 10 8:38 pm
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4 dAys withOUT SLEEP....

Musn'T DOZE OFF. CAn't stop dreaming of MINDWORMS and the WASTELANDS and RUNNING LAPS and ALL MANNER OF DISEASES....THE PLAGUE.

QWERN.

THE HORROR.

To staY AWAKE i've been INVENTING. But in my DeLIRIUM i Fear I might juSt create SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND DANGEROUS.

i think i'm hallucinating...

I NEED THE CONDOR. I'M NOT SAFE WITHOUT IT. notHINg IS Safe HERe. NOT EVEN SLEEP. THIS IS THE END. DOOM IS UPON US. djslkgglhggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggdlkgjdosgjsgiosigjgiiii7676iiiiiiiiiiiigoiihhi7jkdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddyushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg
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[Jun 12th, 10 9:52 pm
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I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.

Even the trance helmet doesn't help. TECHNOLOGY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME???
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[May 24th, 10 11:43 pm
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I hate this town.

I hate this town.

I hate this town.


I WANT THE CONDOR BACK.
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[May 9th, 10 8:14 pm
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WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

My number 1 hoe BELLKT got arrested!? OH HELL NO. I'm gonna blow up that fuckin' police station and break that bitch out! JUST TRY AND STOP ME! Don't worry ladies, I'll be back soon.

NOTHING CAN STOP STORK!








CHICKA-CHA!
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[Apr 27th, 10 7:41 pm
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The mirror in my room....has SHATTERED. And not like...something hit it and it broke. Like it EXPLODED RANDOMLY. And not only that! Even the mirror I have hidden near the door so I can see people coming around the corner is SHATTERED AS WELL. I have heard other tales of mirrors breaking around here.

THIS IS A SURE SIGN OF DOOM.


I can FEEL it.
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[Mar 23rd, 10 6:06 pm
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12 days without incident.

Thus I think/hope it is finally safe to communicate on the internet again without fear of A GIANT KILLER ROBOT or some other agent of DOOM coming after me.

For now at least...
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Spam Post [Mar 13th, 10 1:33 pm
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Spam
  /spæm/ Show Spelled [spam] Show IPA noun, verb,spammed, spam·ming.
1. Trademark. a canned food product consisting esp. of pork formed into a solid block.
–noun
2.(lowercase) a disruptive, esp. commercial message posted on a computer network or sent as e-mail.
–verb (used with object)
3.(lowercase) to send spam to.
–verb (used without object)
4.(lowercase) to send spam.

Photobucket
BE. GENTLE. WITH. ME.
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[Feb 6th, 10 7:58 pm
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I just got an e-mail about a...a....

PLAGUE OF DOOM!!!!

I am NOT leaving this room FOR ANYTHING. FULL QUARANTINE MODE!

Oh god...oh god... I can't breathe! I'M HYPERVENTILATING!!!! I THINK I MIGHT HAVE IT! HOW DO I KNOW IF I HAVE IT? I feel clammy and light headed! Oh god.....
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[Jan 26th, 10 5:57 pm
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What is the meaning of this Bachelor auction that I have been apparently put up for SALE in without my permission or knowledge!? What does that even mean?

I'M NOT AN ASTRONAUT! I'M A CARRIER PILOT! I am good with my hands though...

Finn I swear if this was your doing...Is this because I made complaints about you being temporary leader of the Stormhawks!? DON'T MAKE ME TEXT AERROW.

Or it was BELLKT! Since you seem to have made harrassing and embarassing me your new favorite pasttime despite my fragile and sensitve nature!

Or it's one of Cyclonis' traps! OH GOD.




....What happens if someone buys me??? I think I'm having a panic attack!
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[Jan 11th, 10 5:51 pm
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Success! I've built a small generator and a space heater for my room. I was getting desperate as thermal paralysis was starting to set in. Hopefully with these I'll be able to hold off doom a little longer.

Speaking of doom, Aerrow? Finn?...Bellkt? Are you all still alive? I haven't been able to leave my room because of the thermal paralysis and all. And the fear of hypothermia of course. Or frost bite...which could lead to gangrene...

Anyways what happened?
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[Jan 4th, 10 12:52 pm
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Muahahahaha finally! After 2 straight days of soldering and re-wiring I have repaired and in fact improved Aerrow's Skimmer after it was DESTROYED. I am awesome.

Aerrow: Let me know when you're up to doing a test run, man. I tweaked the engine and the fuel line so it should run better now on that inefficient smelly black crap they call gas in this god-forsaken place.
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[Dec 27th, 09 11:37 pm
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Apparently there's a murderer on the loose. We saw a body when I was coerced into going out with the Katie, Katie's roommate and Piper. I can't get the grisly sight out of my mind. *Shudder.* This is exactly why I prefer to stay inside. I need to find a way to get the Condor. ASAP. I want to go home.

And now I'm off to reassemble all of my traps in attempt to protect myself, though I fear my friends we are all DOOMED.
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[Dec 14th, 09 5:07 pm
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If last week was hell, then this is heaven! Time to start dissecting a teleporter.
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