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Stork ([info]_stork_) wrote,
@ 2009-12-14 17:07:00

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If last week was hell, then this is heaven! Time to start dissecting a teleporter.

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[info]boysaredumb
2009-12-15 01:50 am UTC (link)
I should've known you'd decide to do that. Kind of surprised you haven't started on it already.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 02:59 am UTC (link)
Oh trust me Piper, I've been trying to invent something like this since I first ended up in this god-awful place!

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 01:51 am UTC (link)
Dude be careful with those things... Seriously..

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 02:56 am UTC (link)
You're right Finn, my studies of this magnificent teleportation device must be conducted with extreme caution. I could get electrocuted...or set my room on fire...accidentally get teleported into a wall...could get spliced with something...a fly maybe...the possibilities are endless.

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 03:33 am UTC (link)
OR sent to the girl you've got a mad crush on's dorm room half naked.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 03:37 am UTC (link)
I take it you're speaking from personal experience?

...Don't you have a "mad crush" on every girl?

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 03:43 am UTC (link)
yes. Psh. No. I just know these things.

Hey man there is nothing wrong with liking girls and appreciating their physical attributes and beauty

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 03:47 am UTC (link)
Right.

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 03:35 am UTC (link)
AND DUDE...

YOU COULD BE BUG MAN!!

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 03:42 am UTC (link)
THE HORROR! I don't feel well now....light-headed...gonna pass outhnhjghhhhhhhdgjksjdkdddddddskdkddksfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdjsk

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 03:45 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
You'll be fine.
.....Stork?







buddy?






Uh oh. Aerrow is SO gonna rag on me for this.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 03:51 am UTC (link)
Huh?

Whoa. I blacked out for a second. That can't be good...Don't scare me like that again! My face hit the keyboard....and they say that keyboards are havens for germs and bacteria....I need to sanitize.

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 03:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, okay, thought I lost you there for like a second. And sorry, my bad......

But hey, at least you can get keys stuck to your face with these keyboard things? And dude, have you tried the hologram stuff yet? kind of reminds me of those message crystals but like.. make sure you're fully dressed when you like send one to someone. I think I might've responded to the Dean's naked....

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:05 am UTC (link)
I have, they're quite sophisticated. And useful/creepy. With one of these I could easily communicate with you guys when you're out while I'm hiding in guarding The Condor....

If we ever get back to The Condor...it has probably already met it's doom.

....and I don't even want to know why you felt the need to say that.

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 04:21 am UTC (link)
Yeah, we should totally get those on the Condor, but like we seriously need a bigger disco ball. The one we have no is pitiful.

Speaking of the Condor, where's it parked? I haven't seen it around or anything??

Nope. You don't. Maybe I'll tell you if I ever want you to like, wash your eyeballs, lol

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:48 am UTC (link)
The Condor is...gone.

It's too soon. I can't talk about it yet. The grief of its loss was nothing short of debilitating.

Last time I saw it was in Atmos, right before I ended up here.

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 05:00 am UTC (link)
WE DON'T HAVE A CARRIER SHIP ANYMORE?!?!!?! BUT ALL MY STUFF WAS ON THAT!!!!!



aw man... dude I'm like.. sorry and stuff..
is like, your stork mobile thingy here, at least?

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
It is, I managed to fix it up a bit too. You have your skimmer right?

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Chyeah! Kinda low on engine crystals though. And like, the crystals here are kind of unpowered, or something? I don't know, Piper explained it once but I totally wasn't paying attention...

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[info]aerrow
2009-12-15 03:47 am UTC (link)
Just make sure half of you doesn't end up in some other building. Finn's still getting use to the teleporter, I think.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 03:55 am UTC (link)
Yes, I've considered that to be a likely and gruesome outcome which is why I haven't actually attempted teleporting myself yet. Do let me know if you find any of my stuff about, I've been experimenting with different items.

Or let me know if it happens to Finn.

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[info]aerrow
2009-12-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
He just stumbled in to it all wrong. Ended up next door. I've been using it throughout the day and I'm still in one piece.

I think you'll be safe.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:12 am UTC (link)
Ah. Well that's not surprising.

Key word "think" Aerrow. Perhaps I'll try it out later.

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 03:55 am UTC (link)
ME AND THAT TELEPORTER ARE LIKETHIS, OKAY?
at least I'm not losing articles of clothing in it now

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 03:59 am UTC (link)
Like what? O_o

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 04:02 am UTC (link)
likethis
You know, like buds and close, and stuff.. Dude, we need to get you like an internet lingo 101 book or something.. seriously.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:08 am UTC (link)
We'll see if you still feel that way when you become BUG MAN....Ugh...just thinking about it makes me nauseous...

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 04:19 am UTC (link)
Don't worry it was just some stupid thingy I found on Google by typing in bug man.. And I would SO not be bug man.. I'd just be like spliced with myself and cooler.









OR MAYBE A PIE AND I COULD BE PART PIE PART HUMAN!!!

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:39 am UTC (link)
Why would you ever want such a fate!?

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 04:56 am UTC (link)
Dude..... you might've missed it but like..

do you remember like.. way back when.. when I wrote that paper about putting pies on legs? and like.. did you happen to notice last week this little pie menace running around terrifying everyone? I mean it was kind of scary, and it like cornered me, but it was totally worth it and so awesome!!

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 05:31 am UTC (link)
So that's what that abomination was that I saw scurry by...interesting.

It's gone now right!?

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[info]finnthegomo
2009-12-15 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, sadly. It was like destroyed or something or like.. someone must've eaten it.. I think with like more practice we can really get actual legs on it and not tentacles..

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 05:15 pm UTC (link)
I shudder at the mere thought of it.

Don't play with things like that Finn! It will surely lead to inevitable doom!

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[info]aerrow
2009-12-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
I'm sure you are.

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[info]bellkt
2009-12-15 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Heaven? Hardly! This is an absolute nightmare!

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Bellkt? Who are you!?

A nightmare? Are you suffering from some kind of head trauma? Or Black Gorge madness perhaps?

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[info]bellkt
2009-12-15 04:34 pm UTC (link)
What? No!

Maybe you are! Black Gorge.. madness? What?

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:48 pm UTC (link)
It's possible, I did very recently hit my head on my keyboard...I wonder if I have a concussion...

WHO ARE YOU?

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[info]bellkt
2009-12-15 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Are you sure you're all right in the head, there?

Katie Bell, who are you!

Wait, no. Nevermind. I can't associate myself with people who are crazy! Except you know Finn AND Aerrow AND Piper. Blast.

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Stork.

I shall remind you that you're the one who commented on MY post. And there is a very fine line between crazy and genius and I think I straddle that line quite nicely.

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[info]bellkt
2009-12-15 05:04 pm UTC (link)
..oh shit

..I know you. Okay, not like know know you. But I've heard a lot about you! And I just thought everyone was just exaggerating..

And hey! HEY! I was just commenting on the fact that the future is not Heaven! I managed to destroy almost everything in my room. Everything blows up! And.. and!

Taking apart one of those teleporter things is a BAD idea! You're the one also admitting you're crazy! Kind of

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 05:08 pm UTC (link)
What? How do you know me? You are a strange person.

....Wait.

What do you mean everything blows up? And!? AND WHAT!?

I've got to make some safety gear, quickly!

Maybe I can convince Finn to take apart the teleporter for a candy bar while I watch studiously from a safe distance...

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[info]bellkt
2009-12-15 05:13 pm UTC (link)
I am not strange. You are strange! Finn has told me. And Aerrow! Okay, they didn't say you were strange, but now I think you are! You're their friend! That's how I know of you. Merlin!





..wait. Safety gear? What kind of safety gear? I might need some

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh I get it now.

You're the one Finn has a "mad crush" on, yes?

I don't have time for this mindless banter, I have safety gear to assemble!

If you need some I will share. You can never be too safe.

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[info]bellkt
2009-12-15 05:26 pm UTC (link)
What?
Well, yeah.
I mean, I suppose.. that would be me?
Totally conceited of me to say, though


... do you have a helmet?

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[info]_stork_
2009-12-15 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Of course I do. A few actually.

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