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Tweak says, "I LOST THE GAME!!!"

Dante Solomon [Pride] (_superbia_) wrote,
@ 2010-09-17 11:45:00

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following the trend, me - a masochist? what?, popping the question

[Triginta octo]
Now that it seems as if God has shaken off His homophobic tendencies;

Envy, will you marry me?

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	redhots 2010-09-17 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid I must object to this proposal. Unless I get to be a flower girl. Or at the very least if I get to give the bride away. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	torpor 2010-09-17 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Envy's the bride? Always thought Pride'd look better in the sparkly white dress..... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhots 2010-09-17 12:17 am UTC (link)
	White is beyond either of them, I think. Perhaps a cream? Eggshell perhaps. You know it'll be up to us to take care of this part, neither of them have our eye for these things~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torpor 2010-09-17 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Y'mean up to you. I don't even like dresses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhots 2010-09-17 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Female intuition is instilled in even you, sweetpea. Of course if you'd like to discuss it some more, it will help me to decide whether you'll be donning a dress of your own, or something more to your liking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torpor 2010-09-17 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Was a guy a lot longer than I was a girl. I'm not wearing a goddamn dress and not even your fuckin puppy eyes will change that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhots 2010-09-17 01:18 am UTC (link)
	You're a girl now, that's what counts, darling. I don't need puppy dog eyes when my backhand works well enough~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torpor 2010-09-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Havin a vag don't change a thing. Meh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure we can make arrangements to come to some sort of compromise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhots 2010-09-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Holding you to that~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	infidelitas 2010-09-17 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Old people can't be flower girls. But you know if you're in the market for one... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 01:19 am UTC (link)
	You will be the first I call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	infidelitas 2010-09-17 01:40 am UTC (link)
	~~Holding you to that~~~ Be sure that you do~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
	I thought you'd never ask. Truly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I have waited a thousand years for this. You cannot turn down my offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Printed out the invitations that long ago? You only ever need say so, Pride. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Handwritten. This was pre-photocopier years, as you know. When are you available? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
	With impeccable penmanship, no doubt. Immediately; I assume Hell has frozen over by this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 01:49 am UTC (link)
	My suit will be ready in an hour. We will have to find a priest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 01:55 am UTC (link)
	You'll break whatever Sloth has in place of a heart with all that talk of suits. Do aim for the stars -- nothing is too good for you, after all. Get the pontiff himself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't have his e-mail, unfortunately. We will have to settle for the everyday paedophile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	Pity. I'd so had my heart set on the man with the miter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	You're marrying me, not the Pope. Don't get too excited now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'll reserve judgment until I see the ring. Based off our brother's maiden voyage into matrimony, do tell -- do you think you'll be getting more of God's attention, or less? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-18 04:46 am UTC (link)
	We would be keeping to ourselves, romping in bed the way Lust could only dream of. Why would that attract His attention? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-20 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	~~Jesus wept.~~ One can only imagine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	torpor 2010-09-17 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm fuckin crushed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-09-17 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	We'll take your word on it. It's hard to tell. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	irascibility 2010-09-17 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Ye're all disgusting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_superbia_ 2010-09-17 07:19 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to come to the ceremony if it makes you uncomfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irascibility 2010-09-17 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	No, I don't. Because this freak show isn't happening. (Reply to this) (Parent)