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Tweak says, "This isn't real, he isn't real"

Dante Solomon [Pride] (_superbia_) wrote,
@ 2009-08-10 15:48:00

Entry tags:

cold war, freedom, hallelujah praise the lord, no such thing as free lunch, see how long this lasts, that was quick

[Tredecim]
[Private to Envy, Gluttony, Lust and Sloth]

Well, it is done. Much, much easier than anticipated, but I believe we have a mutual understanding when it comes to needless bloodshed.

The onus is now on you not to do anything stupid. I know that is a difficult ask, but please do try.

[Private to Lust]

As per your albeit non-explicit instruction, I have excluded Greed from this agreement.

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	Pride redhots 2009-08-10 04:19 am UTC (link)
	It is his own stupidity. Perhaps if he weren't perpetually bound to be such a jackass, things wouldn't have had to turn out as they did. But thank you, for everything. It's hard to believe we're free. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lust _superbia_ 2009-08-10 04:23 am UTC (link)
	The first time is complimentary - next time I will have to charge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pride redhots 2009-08-10 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Most certainly noted~ And it would be worth every penny, I'm sure. asdfjk; Icon! ♥♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 07:33 am UTC (link)
	And the arrangement? What of the details? Faith, Pride. Dawn of a new age, etcetera. (OOC: TANSTAAFL <33) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 11:13 am UTC (link)
	The conditions were to not to rejoin Satan upon his return, to not extend this offer to any other hellspawn, and to be aware that what happens between us and those still frolicking in heaven is ours exclusively to deal with. I presumed you were not harbouring a secret demon lover that I should have been informed of? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 11:27 am UTC (link)
	That seems almost unreasonably reasonable. Did you dupe Lucifer, then, or was he just feeling especially benevolent. Of course, you always have been his greatest weakness, so there is that. Just the four. Did I neglect to mention the wife and children, then? Whoops. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 11:36 am UTC (link)
	It was his suggestion. If there is a loophole, I may have overlooked it. Don't lie, Envy. I always knew you were gay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find out, I suppose. Do I look like Greed to you, with Raum clinging so close? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	No but you do look like someone's boytoy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	The mouth freedom gives you, Pride. I'm equal parts aghast and delighted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	I would have said the same thing even if you had me chained in your dirty erotic fantasies I want no part in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	Now, now. You know I'd never do such a thing. The thought of combining you and sex is abhorrent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well of course. I'm not gay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	What do you call oneself when one's only worthy partner is your own hand? I've always wondered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	What makes you think I do that sort of thing? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Filter redhots 2009-08-10 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	You both are positively terrible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	You know what they say; boys will be boys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter bringthemlow 2009-08-10 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Or unsettlingly asexual, as the case may be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter _superbia_ 2009-08-10 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	We have been over this; I am not asexual. Just picky. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 03:36 am UTC (link)
	That was surprisingly easy. You'd think he was trying to get rid of us. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 03:40 am UTC (link)
	With all the nonsense you get up to, I wouldn't be surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Hey now! I haven't done shit since this whole mess started, and you know it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Sending us dogs, fucking a Virtue, dinner date with Michael - would you like me to sign you up for priesthood as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 03:48 am UTC (link)
	... How is sending you dogs as bad as fucking a Virtu-- you know what? Never mind. I don't know. I'm pretty sure the robe would make me look fat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 03:50 am UTC (link)
	You're Gluttony - why do you care if you look like Santa Claus? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Santa Clause isn't fat! He's big boned! I don't. But if I look good it's easier to seduce church-going virgins and choir boys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You say it as if you care whether they like you or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
	That's because I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Does Temperance like you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 04:12 am UTC (link)
	~~Stop it. Just... just stop it.~~ I'm not sleeping with Temperance. Yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yet. 'Yet.' I rest my case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 04:17 am UTC (link)
	The next time I sleep with her, she's going to like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 04:20 am UTC (link)
	You might need some practice with that. Even Santa doesn't think you're a good fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I haven't fucked Santa... But that's besides the point! Point is, I... I want her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I think Lust said you were fucking Santa for presents, and I had no reason not to believe her. Gluttony, what don't you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. needsmoar 2009-08-12 04:38 am UTC (link)
	You're just jealous I made The List and you didn't~ Yeah, I know I know I know. But it's different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 05:24 am UTC (link)
	And what makes you think I want something from Santa? It's always different, Gluttony. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter. redhots 2009-08-12 04:40 am UTC (link)
	That would be because I couldn't imagine any other possible reason for our brother to be straddling the fence on being 'Naughty' or 'Nice'. Santa gave him a pity vote, but it wasn't enough to merit the 'Nice' list~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter. _superbia_ 2009-08-12 05:25 am UTC (link)
	He would be a nightmare for anyone giving away free things. (Reply to this) (Parent)