InsaneJournal

[Viginti duo]
How typical, coming back to spam mail.


[Quoted/Paraphrased from Satan (visible to all)]
"There will be no harm brought to Lust as long as she is carrying this abomination. It will be taken from Lust and sacrificed, if it proves to be absolutely useless, but it will not be destroyed while in the womb still. Strike down any who seek to harm this child, whether they be mortal or immortal, Our own or from a different pantheon entirely.

I want Desmond's head on a pike. The first of you miserable lot to bring Me any evidence of his painful and gruesome death will receive a dose of Hellfire strong enough to put Hiroshima to shame and $ 10.000.000 in cash."

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Tsk tsk. It is hardly fair game unless everyone knows what the game is. Granted, no one else outside of Hell denizens has any use for Hellfire. Perhaps you can roast a potato or two, or exchange it with someone for something a little more useful.

I have taken it upon myself to edit out all the unnecessary bullshit and self-righteous bragging. Satan's grandfatherly instincts does manifest itself in strange ways, but consider yourself in the know, Lust.


Envy, I would like my dog back. You haven't shot and/or eaten it, have you?