12:23 PM Never thought I'd refer to the old, high society ladies as my arch nemesis. 12:26 PM Really the "tacky, tasteless, childish new generation"? Screw you, old lady.
12:35 PM How the hell do I get talked into these things? 12:37 PM Oh yeah, it was one of my mother's charities. 12:39 PM People should stop invoking her name to get me into things, 12:41 PM Especially when they're bitches, who act like I've been on Page Six too much.
1:01 PM Normally I don't mind giving time for a good cause, but I should have signed a huge check. 1:07 PM I'm pretty sure money and not wasting time with old idiots (who think the only high society is New York high society) is tax deductible.
2:30 PM I'm free, craving comfort pie. 2:31 PM but I need to get back to my respectful, tasteful, adult job now, thank you very much.