12:23 PM Never thought I'd refer to the old, high society ladies as my arch nemesis.
12:26 PM Really the "tacky, tasteless, childish new generation"? Screw you, old lady.

12:35 PM How the hell do I get talked into these things?
12:37 PM Oh yeah, it was one of my mother's charities.
12:39 PM People should stop invoking her name to get me into things,
12:41 PM Especially when they're bitches, who act like I've been on Page Six too much.

1:01 PM Normally I don't mind giving time for a good cause, but I should have signed a huge check.
1:07 PM I'm pretty sure money and not wasting time with old idiots (who think the only high society is New York high society) is tax deductible.

2:30 PM I'm free, craving comfort pie.
2:31 PM but I need to get back to my respectful, tasteful, adult job now, thank you very much.

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