Friends

Let's try not to do anything illegal in order to fix shit, kay? It's so much paperwork for me.

MIKE:

John's a fucking asshole.

Let's drink.

Do we have to go back? I don't want to go back.

Yo Normies. It's been great but I'm ready to be back where the shit I do is cool, and the faces are new every couple of weeks. Plus, my host has been a real peach. So I'm going to try something to bring back his girl. If it works, you won't hear from me again, and the Darcy you know will be back.

Here's what I'm doing in case you don't hear from me again: I'm talking to the carny fortune-teller, giving her a couple grand- sorry bank folk, a girl's gotta do what she's gotta do, don't have a cow you're fucking insured- then I'm going through the mirror maze until she says stop, then I'm yanking your Darcy back through the mirror, and taking her place. At midnight. You might be able to get away with it on the witching hour, 3:33 am. If you don't want to wait until the 1st of next month, try on the full moon.

If this doesn't work, I'll make sure you technically won't know anything happened besides this handy confession.

We should probably chat soon before we're accosted by Elektra for a lack of wants.

What would you like at your wedding, Levi? You know I can plan whatever it is. That I'm not worried about. I'm asking what you'd like. Food. Venue. I suggested something outdoors to get us started, but it doesn't have to be. Thoughts?

I am inquiring if anyone who was, for lack of a better word, different in the past month has now reverted back to the version who was here previously. Past research indicates that many oddities from Dunwich usually resolve within a month.

Is there anyone who was changed who has now remained here?

I'm... back? Really?

[Eddie, Abigail, Abra, Ruby, Darcey, Filip]

I did one of the things, didn't I? Got got. I... don't remember anything after Joyland, the group trip. Mirror maze. Now it's later by weeks.

[Khan]

Um, hello, sir? My phone's yelling at me about a lesson plan alarm but I don't know why. It just has your number on it.

Are you... is it firearms or something else I'm supposed to show up for?

I thought it about time I introduce myself. I needed a little time to get my bearings after I arrived, but no man is an island as they say.

I am Blanca, I hope to meet many of you in the coming days and weeks.

[Mostly open net post, blocked from Richie only (again)]

I thought of something weird. Is Mike from my world gonna look like Richie when he gets old?

I've tired of this Dunwich. I'm not a small town gal at all. I want to visit Boston. Will anyone come with me? Especially if you pay for the uber and Is tomorrow too soon?

[Eddie Kaspbrak]

Hello there. You don't know me yet, but my name is Khan Singh. I've been working with our new Tobias over the last several days. I heard that you're the more familiar Tobias's Guide, so I thought you ought to know. He's slowly coming around, he just has a lot of worry and uncertainty to work through.