May. 16th, 2018

Anyone fancy a game of pick up Quidditch?


[Warded to Blaise]

I've got a question for you.

May. 11th, 2018

[Warded to Emilia]

I need you. I've been thinking about you all day. The way you taste, the way you cry out. How delicious you look spread out on my bed.

Move in this weekend. I can't be away from you another day.

May. 6th, 2018

[Warded to Lilith]

What the fuck is going on? I haven't been this fucking horny in my life.


[Warded to Daniel and Terence]

I'm going to ask Emilia to marry me.

May. 5th, 2018

Emy and I are going out dancing tonight.

Everyone is welcome to join us.

Mar. 23rd, 2018

Happy Birthday to my amazing, lovely, sweet, and gorgeous girlfriend, Emilia.

Mar. 12th, 2018

Whoever suggested I take up modeling, thank you.

Today I signed on as the spokesman for Nimbus Broom Making Company. You'll soon me seeing my flawless face all over the place.

Mar. 1st, 2018

Anyone fancy getting a pint tonight?

Feb. 25th, 2018

Well.

Guess I'm out of a job.

Feb. 18th, 2018

Off the crutches today. This calls for a trip to the pub.

Kirley, mate. You game?

Feb. 10th, 2018

My heart goes out to the fans who lost loved ones today. The men and women who carried out this senseless act of violence hold no regard for life.

[Warded to Emilia]

I'm alright, love. A broken leg and knee, but they'll heal up soon enough. But maybe no dancing for us for awhile.

Sep. 4th, 2017

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