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Things you learn when bored and recovering...
The View has to be the most annoying show not hosted by a man name Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity to ever be put on the air.
Ellen is not as funny as she is when doing stand-up.
Soap operas suck more than I remember, and I'm in a generation that remembers Marlena's demon possession when I was a kid.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Nanny, and The Golden Girls come on about two hundred times a day, but only the Golden Girls has the ultimate get in my head and die there theme song.
Mothers are annoying after emergency surgery. Who knew?
Anything not news is my favorite station, with TCM leading the pack. Because the news is stupid and makes me feel nauseous, because all they're talking about is us an
[X-factor] How are all of you? Is Alex moping and being Alex like? I hope you are. I'll be home next week. [/X-factor]