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Tweak says, "im no stranger to love"

Cardoc Reuben Dearborn (_whats_up_doc) wrote,
@ 2014-06-22 19:56:00

Current mood:

frustrated

001. 18 June, 1981 [BACKDATED]
Oh my sweetest, dearest LORD, this is GOOD bread! Ta very much, Mols...! Seriously, though, mates: if you EVER wanted to taste the BEST EVER rye or - what is this called Mols, multi-seed? - ANYWAY! You lot have got to get in touch with Molly Weasley for such perfect bread! I mean, honestly, mates, you'd think that the multi-seed would be a little too - crispy-crunchy for all the seeds in it, but - it's really not the case I assure you! It's soft and chewy and - oh my GOD, it is SO GOOD!

Hah....! So sorry about this, Arthur mate, but - Molly, would you marry me? Or at least, send me the recipe for this bread? ~~I mean, it's sure to taste just as good with a little bit of my blood in the dough, won't it?~~ Heh!

This public announcement has been brought to you by the letters B, 2, and Caradoc REALLY does NOT want to go back into work today - not even to go out hunting Dick Nommers! ~~I will get this new name for them to stick if it KILLS me, this I swear by the stars above, mates....!~~

[Warded to Alphaeus]

Oi, mate, you were right to suspect something was up with that report you sent over to me... I mean, there's no record anywhere of the poor bloke's father actually reporting him missing...

So... Do you wanna play Good Cop whilst we grill the poor kid's da', or should I fill that role myself, instead? Heh...!

[/Ward]

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	fabbyone 2014-06-23 01:50 am UTC (link)
	You are not marrying my sister. I've said time and again, you get one Prewett. Any more makes it weird. Although it would free up Arthur to marry me and do all my paperwork out of love and devotion... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
	There you go, mate...! Hah! Just think of how it will free up Arthur for you to marry instead. I mean, honestly, it wouldn't be quite the same as you and Gideon (or Gadeus, or whatever he's calling himself now!) because *my cock would be going inside her* rather than her (nonexistent!) cock going inside me!** - well - REASONS! HAH! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabbyone 2014-06-23 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Just because you cross it out doesn't mean I can't read it or guess what you mean, you horny beggar. And it wouldn't be like me and Gid. For starters, you can probably differentiate between him and Mol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Wait half a mo' here: a Prewett boy calling me a horny beggar? What's wrong with this picture, mate? And aye, you are right; Molly is MUCH prettier than you boys, sorry to say...! HAH! Sorry, mate, but - I speak Truth to Power, after all...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabbyone 2014-06-23 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Takes one to know one, Doc. I can't deny it, in case she's reading. Mol could destroy me with a thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_whats_up_doc
2014-06-23 03:54 am UTC (link)

Oh aye? Are you telling me I was always a horny beggar, even before my Giddy-boy actually laid with me as a man to a wife? Really now, and here my poor folks thought they were raising a good Christian boy...! Heh... Only... It doesn't seem right to laugh at my parents' delusions about their oldest, favouritest son...!

Oh aye, can she REALLY? Sounds like my kind of woman, honestly...! Heh...

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	fabbyone 2014-06-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Do not hit on my sister, mate, I can destroy you with a fist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-23 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh aye? Are you Certain of that, mate? I mean, I may not be handy enough on a broom ~~or my FEET~~ to play Quidditch ~~or FOOTBALL~~, but - I definitely have a Footballer's solid build, like me da' did - and of course, in Quidditch terms, I DO mean I've got a good solid BEATER'S build! Heh... Wanna take me on then, scrawny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabbyone 2014-06-23 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	If I fought you and won, would you stop hitting on literally my entire family? (You can still hit on Gid. But that's your lot.) Because I could totally take you. I am the king of taking people. Innuendo intended but not aimed at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_whats_up_doc
2014-06-27 09:22 pm UTC (link)

Well, sure, I'd be willing to take you up on that: with a verbal argument regarding the idea that I actually hit on every damned Prewett of your family...! I mean, honest, mate, even if Geoff weren't underage, I don't think I'd end up hitting on him! No offence intended, mate - but he's just a little bit - um - ~~dull~~ quiet and studious for MY own tastes...! Heh...

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	fabbyone 2014-06-28 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Technically he isn't underage, he turned sixteen this year. Do not take this as an invitation. He is pretty dull though, isn't he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giddyone 2014-06-28 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	He reads too much. We should steal all his books for our own nefarious purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cavilling 2014-06-23 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	On second thought, maybe I won't send that recipe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-27 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, c'mon, Molly, don't do this to me...! I can sense you smiling at my dressing-down of your adorable little bro.... So... Yeah, ta very much for the recipe, in advance...! Heh... (Reply to this) (Parent)

giddyone
2014-06-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)

Man to a wife, my arse. I'd bloody well hope what we have (so beautiful, so pure, so unendingly glorious~) involves less nagging and dishwashing and more of you admiring my frankly amazing abs.

Also, I'm with Fab on this one. No hitting on Mol. It's weird and you will face the combined wrath of the Prewetts. (Plus, don't kid yourself, Doc. She'd eat you for breakfast. You're a great guy and all, but she is way out of your league)

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	fabbyone 2014-06-24 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Heh. Abs. You keep dreaming, Monkeyman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giddyone 2014-06-24 02:20 am UTC (link)
	My abs are better than your abs, Newtboy. Doc, back me up here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-27 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Well, to be sure, I'd need to actually feel up Fabuloso's abs too, but - yeah, I will give you that yours are fairly impressive, "Monkey-man"...! Hah! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giddyone 2014-06-27 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	My abs are rock-hard. His are all flabby and soft and sad. Like an old man at the gym. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabbyone 2014-06-28 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Jason, those are not abs you have there. Those are called fat rolls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giddyone 2014-06-28 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Merlin, Argo, if you think fat rolls are as hard as my abs, you might want to see a Healer about that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cavilling 2014-06-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I think that's enough of that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cavilling 2014-06-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, stop. I think you're just overly hungry. it's called country seed bread and I'll owl you the recipe later today. ~~No one has to get in touch w~~ (Reply to this)