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Tweak says, "bagawk!"

Cardoc Reuben Dearborn (_whats_up_doc) wrote,
@ 2014-06-22 19:56:00

Current mood:

frustrated

001. 18 June, 1981 [BACKDATED]
Oh my sweetest, dearest LORD, this is GOOD bread! Ta very much, Mols...! Seriously, though, mates: if you EVER wanted to taste the BEST EVER rye or - what is this called Mols, multi-seed? - ANYWAY! You lot have got to get in touch with Molly Weasley for such perfect bread! I mean, honestly, mates, you'd think that the multi-seed would be a little too - crispy-crunchy for all the seeds in it, but - it's really not the case I assure you! It's soft and chewy and - oh my GOD, it is SO GOOD!

Hah....! So sorry about this, Arthur mate, but - Molly, would you marry me? Or at least, send me the recipe for this bread? ~~I mean, it's sure to taste just as good with a little bit of my blood in the dough, won't it?~~ Heh!

This public announcement has been brought to you by the letters B, 2, and Caradoc REALLY does NOT want to go back into work today - not even to go out hunting Dick Nommers! ~~I will get this new name for them to stick if it KILLS me, this I swear by the stars above, mates....!~~

[Warded to Alphaeus]

Oi, mate, you were right to suspect something was up with that report you sent over to me... I mean, there's no record anywhere of the poor bloke's father actually reporting him missing...

So... Do you wanna play Good Cop whilst we grill the poor kid's da', or should I fill that role myself, instead? Heh...!

[/Ward]

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	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-23 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh aye? Are you Certain of that, mate? I mean, I may not be handy enough on a broom ~~or my FEET~~ to play Quidditch ~~or FOOTBALL~~, but - I definitely have a Footballer's solid build, like me da' did - and of course, in Quidditch terms, I DO mean I've got a good solid BEATER'S build! Heh... Wanna take me on then, scrawny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabbyone 2014-06-23 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	If I fought you and won, would you stop hitting on literally my entire family? (You can still hit on Gid. But that's your lot.) Because I could totally take you. I am the king of taking people. Innuendo intended but not aimed at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_whats_up_doc
2014-06-27 09:22 pm UTC (link)

Well, sure, I'd be willing to take you up on that: with a verbal argument regarding the idea that I actually hit on every damned Prewett of your family...! I mean, honest, mate, even if Geoff weren't underage, I don't think I'd end up hitting on him! No offence intended, mate - but he's just a little bit - um - ~~dull~~ quiet and studious for MY own tastes...! Heh...

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	fabbyone 2014-06-28 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Technically he isn't underage, he turned sixteen this year. Do not take this as an invitation. He is pretty dull though, isn't he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giddyone 2014-06-28 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	He reads too much. We should steal all his books for our own nefarious purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cavilling 2014-06-23 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	On second thought, maybe I won't send that recipe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_whats_up_doc 2014-06-27 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, c'mon, Molly, don't do this to me...! I can sense you smiling at my dressing-down of your adorable little bro.... So... Yeah, ta very much for the recipe, in advance...! Heh... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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