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Tweak says, "NaNoWriMo has eaten my soul"

Ari Runcorn (beat_) wrote,
@ 2012-10-15 04:51:00

Look, if you're going to whinge about getting hurt get out of the bloody game. Take up knitting or some shite. It's quidditch. Quidditch. Balls flying at your face is ~~implod~~ ~~imp~~ possible. Quit your bloody harping or find a new sodding job.

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	scowt 2012-10-15 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Merlin's balls, tell me about it. You'd think people would know what a fucking bludger is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	"What's that thing flying at my face? OW FUCK THAT HURTS I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE." Children. I swear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scowt 2012-10-15 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Mummy forgot to install safety bumpers on the Bludgers. Oops. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's time they start making them out of feathers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scowt 2012-10-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Feathers? Those sorry excuses of Bludgers won't even make it past a beater bat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	That will make some of the sissies in the league happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yarr 2012-10-16 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I for one think the Bludgers should be like piñatas! Rain candy on the crowds after you hit them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-16 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant. I'd love an excuse to hit things toward the crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seeangiechase 2012-10-15 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Who's complaining? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	What was that about a recovery plan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeangiechase 2012-10-15 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm, not a complaint, dove! Just an excuse to drink and play dodgeball. You could even say I'm enjoying my injury. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-16 06:30 am UTC (link)
	That's because you didn't play the Magpies this week. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	indhaa 2012-10-15 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	As someone who lives because ya'll stay on your fucking brooms, I at least hope you try and get back on them as soon as possible. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-16 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm not the one falling off my broom. I'm used to taking a bloody hit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	indhaa 2012-10-16 06:47 am UTC (link)
	It's not you I'm normally worried about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pocketrocket 2012-10-16 12:00 am UTC (link)
	The bludgers are the best part! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-16 06:32 am UTC (link)
	They are! Especially smashing them in people's faces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pocketrocket 2012-10-17 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh, and kneecaps. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	older_lynch 2012-10-16 03:22 am UTC (link)
	For my sake, I wish some players would take it easy after they get injured so my job wasn't so much harder. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-16 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Well they just make my job easier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	older_lynch 2012-10-16 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Naturally. The physio in me winces though. (Reply to this) (Parent)