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Tweak says, "NaNoWriMo has eaten my soul"

Ari Runcorn (beat_) wrote,
@ 2012-10-15 04:51:00

Look, if you're going to whinge about getting hurt get out of the bloody game. Take up knitting or some shite. It's quidditch. Quidditch. Balls flying at your face is ~~implod~~ ~~imp~~ possible. Quit your bloody harping or find a new sodding job.

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	scowt 2012-10-15 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Merlin's balls, tell me about it. You'd think people would know what a fucking bludger is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	"What's that thing flying at my face? OW FUCK THAT HURTS I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE." Children. I swear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scowt 2012-10-15 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Mummy forgot to install safety bumpers on the Bludgers. Oops. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's time they start making them out of feathers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scowt 2012-10-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Feathers? Those sorry excuses of Bludgers won't even make it past a beater bat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-15 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	That will make some of the sissies in the league happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yarr 2012-10-16 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I for one think the Bludgers should be like piñatas! Rain candy on the crowds after you hit them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beat_ 2012-10-16 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant. I'd love an excuse to hit things toward the crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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