Yes, extremely. I was lying before because it sounded clever.
That would be brilliant, actually. I didn't want to ask you before because I didn't want to insult you by suggesting it was on par with your skill set. Mind now, my customers have come to expect a certain level of surliness. Don't let them down.
Take bloody photos full time, that's what I'll do. And hang round whoever's sitting at your desk now and bother them, for old time's sake.