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Tweak says, ""Put down the ducky!""

Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-08-12 00:08:00

Entry tags:

ewww!, nature is on the way out

Amber: I hate nature
Pea Plant Found Growing in Man's Lung.

Oh my God. Ew, ew, ewwwww.

That is so gross. This is just further proof that everything in the natural world is trying to kill us, and the sooner humans are living in a technological cyborg utopia, the better.

Do you see this kind of thing happening in Farmville? No, you do not.

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	a_freudian_slip 2010-08-12 04:17 am UTC (link)
	There are worse things, if we want to get technical here. But that is pretty damn strange. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:19 am UTC (link)
	How could it even sprout? Don't seeds need nutrients or electrolytes or something? It was probably trying to eat him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_freudian_slip 2010-08-12 04:25 am UTC (link)
	The body is made up of mostly water. Considering my world, anything is possible ~~no matter how messed up~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Aaaaagh, it's all so awful and plants shouldn't be in people! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

a_freudian_slip, 2010-08-12 04:36 am UTC

friendme_, 2010-08-12 04:42 am UTC

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a_freudian_slip, 2010-08-12 05:12 am UTC

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, seriously? Fuck it, I'm never going anyplace that can't be considered urban again. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_seekingtr512 2010-08-12 04:27 am UTC (link)
	As if your camping plans hadn't already been squashed by the possibility of alien abductions and Bigfoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah, that too. Although I'd like to bring back some cool alien viruses and inflict them on the sites that annoy me.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_seekingtr512 2010-08-12 04:35 am UTC (link)
	You don't need aliens to get cool technological viruses. Just a hacker who's a little creative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

friendme_, 2010-08-12 04:39 am UTC

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	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:28 am UTC (link)
	If you would stop making everyone hate me, I could have wiped out nature and left only nice, safe machine parts behind! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:30 am UTC (link)
	If you'd stop making everyone hate you, I'd be ruling my own cyborg anarchist dystopia right now! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Your dystopia would suck, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hatemachine 2010-08-12 04:23 am UTC (link)
	That's nothing, pussy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh fuck you, why? I have to go look for that extra-large can of Raid.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-08-12 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Because dicks. Raid doesn't work on bot flies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Do guns work on botflies? Let's find out! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hatemachine, 2010-08-12 05:16 am UTC

	ex_seekingtr512 2010-08-12 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Secret government experiment to use the human body to harvest crops. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
	...oh God, it would actually make sense, that's the worst part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_seekingtr512 2010-08-12 04:39 am UTC (link)
	That's why they call them simple truths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:51 am UTC (link)
	John, if I ever end up in charge of part of the world, I promise that I won't ever grow plants inside of people. Because that's wrong and also gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	all_mother 2010-08-12 04:29 am UTC (link)
	That will never happen, little fad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. Eventually, the whole world will be covered in buildings and cool technology. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_mother 2010-08-12 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Eventually, humanity will burn itself out and the earth will reclaim its own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Or we'll go into space and go live someplace without giant awful bugs and plants in peoples' organs and let Earth get hit by an asteroid, like in the movies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

all_mother, 2010-08-12 04:54 am UTC

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	hasbite 2010-08-12 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Holy -- what? Ew! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-12 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? I can't stop gagging. (Reply to this) (Parent)