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Tweak says, "AHH! REAL MONSTERS!"

Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-08-18 06:22:00

Current mood:	terrified
Current music:	WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
Entry tags:	bad idea, oh god no, slender man

Amber: Bad idea bad idea bad idea

So, last night I decided to get revenge on Marcus for calling me a drug pusher (Farmville is not a drug. It is awesome and awesome people play it and you can use your crops to make cool designs. Hi, Celes!) and spammed him with links of one of the most terrifying things I know. ~~Privacy settings~~ Slender Man.

That was a mistake. That was a bad mistake and I'm sorry for making it.

There are so many windows here and he could be looking in through any of them.

I will just stay here with my back to the wall holding onto this knife until morning.

(OOC: Can't sleep, Slender Man will eat me)

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	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Like I would be afraid of some stupid Internet meme. ~~Oh God, what was that sound? Oh God oh God oh God~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:26 am UTC (link)
	This is all your fault, you stupid bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:27 am UTC (link)
	My fault?! You sent the damn links in the first place and now we're both going to get eaten! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:31 am UTC (link)
	Okay, okay, let's be rational about this. He's fictional. He doesn't exist. (Sidenote: Let's kick Something Awful's ass if he ever shows his face?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:32 am UTC (link)
	We're fictional! We shouldn't exist, but we do! He might too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:33 am UTC (link)
	Fuck. Okay. New plan. Let's huddle together like penguins until morning. I have a butcher knife and one of the guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:33 am UTC (link)
	I like this plan, because it means I can offer you up to be eaten first. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_impercept301 2010-08-18 11:19 am UTC (link)
	Slender Man? Seriously? You need to harden the fuck up if that shit scares you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:26 am UTC (link)
	You don't understand. He has a Facebook page. I CAN FEEL HIM WATCHING ME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_impercept301 2010-08-18 11:38 am UTC (link)
	God damn I hope he's got enough belief to be real and comes and fucks you up. You deserve it for being this much of a pussy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Don't wish that! If he's real, none of us are safe! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_impercept301 2010-08-18 11:53 am UTC (link)
	brb. Googling how to summon him properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-18 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	There are no proper ways to summon him. Just proper ways for him to suck out your soul with his horrible tentacles. Or...whatever he does to people. It's something bad. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_levelup674 2010-08-18 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	It can have the same affects as a drug. Either way, I'm pushing it on as many people as possible. They will not back down. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-08-20 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Farmville is way better than drugs, since it doesn't make your teeth fall out or totally destroy your organs. At least not on its own. (Reply to this) (Parent)