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Tweak says, "Figment of whose imagination?"

Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-09-02 12:00:00

Entry tags:

amber sucks, failbook, internet shenanigans

Marcus: I swear to God, my finger is crooked now
[Blocked from Amber]

I set the bones in my middle finger (appropriate) along with all the other ones she broke, but it still looks off. All the rest are fine, but something is wrong with this one.

That bitch. Like anyone gives a damn about which ads get censored on Facebook. As long as they can stalk their friends and relatives, no one's going to leave.

At least I've got plenty of Internet rage and idiocy to help me heal. A small sampling.

Mmm, tastes like drama.

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	ex_levelup674 2010-09-02 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	At least you heal faster than the average human. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-09-02 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't help if it ends with my finger crooked. How can I flip people off if it grows at a weird angle? They'll be too busy noticing that my finger looks weird to even care that I'm telling them to go fuck themselves. It's possible I'm too concerned about this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_levelup674 2010-09-02 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Turn your hand slightly in the opposite direction, obviously. OR you could just tell them to fuck off. Psst. Go to a doctor before it's permanent. I think you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-09-02 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like I might be imagining the crookedness. But a doctor is probably a good idea, in case I'm not. See, this is what happens when I'm without the Internet for three days. Just instant craziness. Amber is the devil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_levelup674 2010-09-02 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	You poor thing. What you need is a good dose of Internet gaming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-09-02 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God, I love you. Is this a Jersey Shore Smackdown game I see before me? And here I was all sad I'd never get to see Snooki get punched in the face again. You lifesaver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_levelup674 2010-09-02 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Your eyes do not deceive you. Smack a bitch for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-09-02 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	My life is complete now. If there's an increase in status posts about the Jersey Shore, this will be why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_levelup674 2010-09-02 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Glad I could be of service. (Reply to this) (Parent)