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Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook ([info]friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-09-22 18:06:00

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Entry tags:entertaining himself, haha idiots, sheeple

Marcus: Would have been a hell of a party
Girl Cancels Party after 21,000 RSVP on Facebook

Well fine, but your 21,000 closest friends are going to be bummed about getting uninvited. Especially me. I had so much fun RSVPing for that, and encouraging everyone I knew to do the same thing. Lame.



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[info]ex_levelup674
2010-09-22 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Guess she's too dumb to make a private invitation. I dub her Not-So-Bright.

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:17 am UTC (link)
Her plan went something like this:

Step 1: Put address on the Internet.
Step 2: Let everyone see it because privacy settings are hard.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Cancel the party like a pussy just so she won't have to buy booze for 21,000 people.

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[info]ex_levelup674
2010-09-23 03:19 am UTC (link)
Step 5: Hire the fuzz for day of once-was event because she's too much of a bimbo to figure out privacy settings.

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:24 am UTC (link)
I bet those cops are glad that tax dollars are paying for this. "Boy, hanging out next to someone's house waiting for the Internet to arrive is fun."

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[info]ex_levelup674
2010-09-23 03:26 am UTC (link)
And to think, I missed RSVPing.


Surely you still have that address...?

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:29 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'd be at that house like sleazy on a Craigslist ad, except it's in England. It makes me feel a little better; at least the stupid lives across the pond, too.

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[info]ex_levelup674
2010-09-23 03:31 am UTC (link)
DAMN. Why can't any of the American ditz's make those kinds of online mistakes?


Great. Now I want to go crash a party. Maybe I'll just settle for cracking skulls.

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:36 am UTC (link)
We'll go find a party to crash. No privacy setting is safe from me. Oooh, there's a frat house party starting at midnight. Free Jell-O shots.

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[info]ex_levelup674
2010-09-23 03:38 am UTC (link)
Woo hoo! Sounds like a plan! If any of them try to molest me, you can ya know, kill them.

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:44 am UTC (link)
Pretty sure you could kill them a thousand different ways, but I'll defend your honor anyway. Plus, we can get pictures of underage kids doing keg stands and tag the photos. That's like my favorite hobby.

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[info]hatemachine
2010-09-23 01:13 am UTC (link)
Oh fucking lol. Ladies and gentlefags, Darwinism at work.

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:21 am UTC (link)
After a while, the momentum just kept building and everyone just kept RSVPing and it was like a snowball of idiocy.

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[info]hatemachine
2010-09-23 03:34 am UTC (link)
Sounds like a helluva fucking high, man. You can inject that shit between your toes.

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[info]friendme_
2010-09-23 03:39 am UTC (link)
It was beautiful. I could've watched it all day.

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[info]hatemachine
2010-09-23 03:52 am UTC (link)
Do they ever stop being stupid in droves? I feel like the wolf pack to your retard sheep.

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