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Tweak says, "i been poppin ma coller"

Augusta Longbottom (idesofmarch_) wrote,
@ 2019-06-26 21:06:00

Best of luck to the 7th year Hogwarts students taking their Defence Against the Dark Arts N.E.W.T tomorrow morning.

We hope to recieve your applications soon.

[Sirius]
His Majesty, your uncle, demanded I clear my schedule and go to the palace at once. Urgent business. Naturally, I cancelled a Head of Department meeting, a 10am Auror examination invigilation session, and tea with Ollivander regarding unicorn hair regulations.

His Majesty's urgent business?

He couldn't finish his crossword puzzle. Read into that what you will.

[Malfoy]
Nine letters. Flower whose names derives from the Latin word for Eagle. Begins with A, and there's a G in it somewhere.

You're the only person I know who's boring enough to speak Latin. Make yourself useful.

[Remus]
I may have some work for you. Although, it's not very exciting.

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	Augusta rjlupinned 2019-06-26 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I’m free at the moment. And you know I don’t need excitement in my work life. Trust me, I get enough of that at home. I have a toddler. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Remus idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 07:31 am UTC (link)
	The unending joys of parenthood. I need someone non-DMLE to hand deliver a parcel to Hogsmeade. It's not a dangerous task, and it is all above board - but discretion is key, and even my youngest workers may be recognised. Incidentally, the Hogsmeade Summer Fayre is tomorrow. What better excuse to visit with your young boy? You can make a day of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta rjlupinned 2019-06-27 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Seems simple enough. And sure, I’ll bring Teddy. I think he’d enjoy that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	I told you it wasn't exciting. McGonagall will be waiting for you by the ice cream stand. She'll likely be in cat form -- she does like to show off. I'll have Frank drop the package and particulars to you this evening. If he starts talking about helicopters, don't indulge him. You'll never be rid of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta rjlupinned 2019-06-27 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds simple enough. I don’t think Teddy has met Minerva as a cat yet, so that might be fun. And I can handle Frank. Helicopters are interesting. Actually, I think Teddy has a toy helicopter. I’ll be sure to show Frank when he comes. Might even let him borrow it to bring to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Augusta icepurity 2019-06-26 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Aquilegia. Do you not have those staffers who can think for you or have you simply come to depend upon my intellect among other things? Then again, perhaps I must remember with whom I am corresponding. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Abraxas idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 07:19 am UTC (link)
	I shall inform His Majesty of your response at once, Abraxas, it is his crossword puzzle after all. However, I'm sure he'll take your 'Aquilegia' with a pinch of salt, knowing that it was accompanied by an insult to his intellect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta icepurity 2019-06-27 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be daft, witch. The questions of your judgments and tastes have long been withstanding. And in all likelihood, the King has already moved on to this next distraction as you prater about on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Abraxas idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I shan't argue with that. Without my poor taste and judgement, I certainly would never have introduced myself to you. He's planning a 'secret' party whilst walking around his parlour with a broadsword. I believe he's set until the weekend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta icepurity 2019-06-27 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	The forward and persistent nature of your introductions has never ceased to amaze me. It is a wonder anyone can survive them. ...only a broadsword? Just what we need to further cement the theories on his own decision-making mishaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Abraxas idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	You loved every second of it. They are dreadfully clunky. Perhaps you should lend him something smaller? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta icepurity 2019-06-27 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	My enjoyment, notwithstanding, doesn't change who and what you are -- a tiger does not change their stripes, Augusta. Perhaps you should check your cupboards for something more...delicate. It seems more in line with your sensibilities than mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Abraxas idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	And what am I, exactly? Aside from someone who holds the keys to Azkaban and knows how you like your eggs served in the morning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta icepurity 2019-06-27 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	A most dangerous witch that even a nundu would think twice about entangling with if he had any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Abraxas idesofmarch_ 2019-06-27 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	See? You can be nice. I'll see you at His Majesty's not-so-secret party. Behave yourself in the meantime. Practice your Latin. Stroke your peacock. Whatever makes you happy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Augusta younevergoback 2019-07-01 04:06 am UTC (link)
	You sound surprised. He's never been able to finish one without help. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sirius idesofmarch_ 2019-07-05 09:37 am UTC (link)
	He's never been able to finish anything without help, my boy. (Reply to this) (Parent)