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[24 Jul 2020|09:59pm] |
What's the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
We don't usually serve cocktails at the pub but in acknowledgement of the above fact, I'm making an exception this weekend. First one is free. Possibly more if you make me laugh.
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[14 Jun 2020|06:28pm] |
Karaoke night. As always, Careless Whisper is banned.
That's a muggle song, for those who don't know and no one ever does it justice.
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[07 Jun 2020|05:13pm] |
Apparently the Minister took time out of his busy schedule to visit Chipping Clodbury yesterday.
Definitely no ulterior motive.
Any more transparent and I'll be using him as a replacement windscreen for my car.
( Private to Emmeline )
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[29 May 2020|11:54am] |
Yes, I wonder which of the privileged, arrogant wankweasels currently salivating at the gates will be chosen as our next Minister?
I hope it's that pureblood. Oh no, wait...they're all purebloods, aren't they? Then I hope it's that rich guy. Oh, no wait. Fine, then I hope it's the one who has absolutely no interest in the wellbeing of average folk. Oh, no wait...that's all of them again, isn't it?
( Private to Abraxas Malfoy )
( Private to Lily Potter )
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[05 May 2020|09:42pm] |
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.
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[11 Jul 2019|04:27pm] |
I was helping His Majesty with his crossword puzzle, not advising him. If I were advising him, then he might have relayed his plans a little differently. And they would have served smoked salmon at the party - not chicken.
No matter, what's done is done. We must trust in his decisions. He is, after all, our King.
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[20 Apr 2017|10:50pm] |
Thank you to all who attended our little get-together on Sunday. We raised a considerable sum for charity and our dear Head Chef was delighted to serve you some of his favourite dishes.
We will be announcing the winners of the raffle on Sunday, during dinner service. Followed by a party, naturally. All prizes will be kept safe until picked up.
( Private to Head Chef )
( Separate wards to Daphne Greengrass and Ajax Burke )
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[13 Apr 2017|03:30pm] |
We just had a life-sized solid chocolate Hippogriff delivered to the restaurant, which will be our main prize in this Sunday's raffle. All proceeds will go towards the Witches' refuge in Central London.
( Private to Neville Longbottom )
( Private to Alice Longbottom )
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[14 Mar 2017|12:21pm] |
In honour of my birthday which falls tomorrow on the Ides of March, everyone who visits The Gilded Griffin will receive a free glass of Champagne. No other purchase required.
Pop in after work. Or before work. We don't judge here.
Just don't tell Caesar.
( Private to Alice Longbottom )
( Private to Neville Longbottom )
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[23 Feb 2017|12:11am] |
Our chef at The Gilded Griffin is preparing something extra special this weekend. To those with reservations; you're in for a real treat.
( Private to Adelaide )
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