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Augusta Longbottom ([info]idesofmarch_) wrote,
@ 2020-07-24 21:59:00

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

We don't usually serve cocktails at the pub but in acknowledgement of the above fact, I'm making an exception this weekend. First one is free. Possibly more if you make me laugh.

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[info]angrysister
2020-07-24 09:52 pm UTC (link)
What an amusing, yet true, observation.

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[info]idesofmarch_
2020-07-25 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Full of them. Come and have a drink.

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[info]felicific
2020-07-25 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I am famous for physical comedy! I'm going to try my luck.

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[info]idesofmarch_
2020-07-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I have some plates you can spin.

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[info]felicific
2020-07-25 06:46 pm UTC (link)
You don't even have to ask me twice!

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[info]killerkiki
2020-07-25 08:30 pm UTC (link)
This is why you are one of my very favourite people!

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[info]idesofmarch_
2020-07-25 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I've done the groundwork so you don't have to.

[Kiki]
You coming for a cocktail?

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[info]killerkiki
2020-07-25 09:04 pm UTC (link)
A pioneer!

[Augusta]
Of course. I never say no to tequila, even when it gets me in trouble.

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[info]idesofmarch_
2020-07-25 09:06 pm UTC (link)
For better or for worse.

[Kiki]
We'll keep an eye on you.

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Augusta
[info]killerkiki
2020-07-25 09:55 pm UTC (link)
I knew whoever kidnapped you wouldn’t be able to keep you down. I’m really glad you’re back, and I hope you get to personally punch whoever is responsible in the face one day.

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[info]teaticket
2020-07-25 09:59 pm UTC (link)
And not one man has responded to that statement yet.

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[info]idesofmarch_
2020-07-26 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Of course not, Mickey. They're too busy trying to suck their own dicks.

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