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Jess Van der berg ([info]insolentia_) wrote,
@ 2013-08-09 06:51:00

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Current mood: hungover

there's a window i leave open a few inches so buttfluff the wandering cat can come in. only last night i passed out and left my half-eaten chicken parm on the table and buttfluff had a field day with it.

and then vomited on yellow sofa. yellow sofa is my favourite and now it has brown vomit patch. thanks a lot, buttfluff. i'll probably have to steam clean it which is a pain in the ass. for now i just turned the cushion over. i consider that incredible wisdom for someone with a hangover from hades.

someone make me a bloody mary!



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[info]jdelacroix
2013-08-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
You are so wise, JJ.

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[info]insolentia_
2013-08-08 05:53 pm UTC (link)
stop mocking me and bring me some alkaseltzer!

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[info]jdelacroix
2013-08-08 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Make up your mind, lady, you want alkaseltzer or a bloody mary? Because I have vodka to make them with.

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[info]insolentia_
2013-08-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
both! either! no both, definitely both.

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[info]jdelacroix
2013-08-08 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah. I'll find my shoes and come over there.

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[info]insolentia_
2013-08-08 07:05 pm UTC (link)
we could make the bloody marys fizzy!

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[info]jdelacroix
2013-08-08 07:37 pm UTC (link)
This is usually one of the moments when I go 'not sure if JJ is brilliant or a bit nuts'.

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[info]insolentia_
2013-08-08 07:45 pm UTC (link)
also both!

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