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Jess Van der berg (insolentia_) wrote,
@ 2017-08-17 11:05:00

Current mood:

cheerful

patrica being here is the fucking best! i told her i had two moms now because of her and anwen and she asked about my mom and i explained how she's literally the worst and patricia called her a cunt! oh my god, it was kind of amazing.

things are good. things are so much better. nicky is getting better and i sat on his lap today and didn't break his legs. and hey i'm having a girl!

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	jdelacroix 2017-08-17 09:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, your mom is pretty much the worst. Especially since she tried to kidnap you. I'm sure everyone is grateful you didn't break Nicky's legs. And holy shit, Mama's gonna lose her mind. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	insolentia_ 2017-08-17 09:54 am UTC (link)
	well i mean she 'kidnapped' me back to her multimillion dollar high rise penthouse and fully expected to feed me and clothe me and give me everything i needed except love. but yeah, yours and nickys are way better. i grinded on him a little too. his pupils contracted so he was totally turned on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jdelacroix 2017-08-17 09:59 am UTC (link)
	I mean...you're an adult, though, and capable of making your own choices as to where you want to live, and how you want to live your life. This does not surprise me at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	insolentia_ 2017-08-17 10:08 am UTC (link)
	oh obviously! she's terrible! and i note she never tried to kidnap joey because see men can make their own decisions but god forbid a woman try to. an UNMARRIED one! we should see if he's up to sexings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jdelacroix 2017-08-17 10:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah JJ, how dare you exercise some personal autonomy. Clearly you need to get married and bow to your husband's whims. (Please don't.) Uh, yes. Yes we should. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	insolentia_ 2017-08-17 10:19 am UTC (link)
	HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA he seems to think so too! we could both get him at once! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jesse and JJ amending 2017-08-17 10:16 am UTC (link)
	I haven't had sex in literal months, not that I had a sex drive for most of it. But it's back now and kind of screaming at me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nicholas and JJ insolentia_ 2017-08-17 10:18 am UTC (link)
	is it now? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	JJ and Nicholas jdelacroix 2017-08-17 10:33 am UTC (link)
	They say that's a sign you're getting better. Which is definitely a good thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JJ and Jesse amending 2017-08-17 10:37 am UTC (link)
	I take it as a sign I'm so horny I'm going to cry. Though I should add that JJ has been sending me non-stop nude snapchats since my first comment, which is why the...horn...is so extreme. I can hear her giggling too, yet she doesn't seem to feel like coming in here is important yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JJ and Nicholas jdelacroix 2017-08-17 10:43 am UTC (link)
	Don't cry, cher, we'll take care of you. I mean, I know I'm probably not helping, but...check your phone. Clearly she had a good idea, I'm just hopping on the bandwagon. Good things come to those who wait? I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JJ and Jesse amending 2017-08-17 10:46 am UTC (link)
	Well it was fake crying! Oh god the both of you are trying to kill me and I love it. Hhrrnnng. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	likesachallenge 2017-08-17 10:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, are we hopping on the 'your mum is the worst train'? Because I'll book a whole car for myself. You're having a girl! Playdates! Cute outfits! Me cooing forever! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	insolentia_ 2017-08-17 10:09 am UTC (link)
	she was fucking wretched to you. i am! olivia is going to be the cutest older cousin to her and bastian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likesachallenge 2017-08-17 10:13 am UTC (link)
	I mean...don't get me wrong, that money would have been a big help. But I'm not taking it from some woman I've never met who thinks I'm raising my daughter in a shithole. BACK THE FUCK OFF, LADY. I'm so excited, oh my god. Oh, if you want, you can see if there's anything of Olivia's you want? Newborn things and stuff she's outgrown. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	insolentia_ 2017-08-17 10:18 am UTC (link)
	it was gross money. she's a gross person. and you are the best person my brother ever could have ended up with and i'm thrilled about it every day so fuck her. thank youuuuuuuu! that'd be awesome. we can afford it, sure, but we just did the shopping thing. it's tiring as fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

likesachallenge
2017-08-17 10:36 am UTC (link)

I think we ended up donating it to the Democratic Party in her name, like you suggested. I can't imagine she liked that, but I found it hilarious.

Thank you, JJ. That means a lot to me. I'm happy to have stumbled into this little family, since most of mine isn't around anymore. You're all wonderful.

Girl, I feel you. Once I got into the third trimester, movement became about efficiency. Anything that saved time or energy, I was all about.

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	insolentia_ 2017-08-17 10:44 am UTC (link)
	best! you're the best sister. i don't count the other sister in laws, they're evil so it's not a hard competition, but that doesn't make you any less amazing. uugghhhhhh (Reply to this) (Parent)