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Jess Van der berg ([info]insolentia_) wrote,
@ 2017-08-17 11:05:00

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Current mood: cheerful

patrica being here is the fucking best! i told her i had two moms now because of her and anwen and she asked about my mom and i explained how she's literally the worst and patricia called her a cunt! oh my god, it was kind of amazing.

things are good. things are so much better. nicky is getting better and i sat on his lap today and didn't break his legs. and hey i'm having a girl!



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[info]insolentia_
2017-08-17 09:54 am UTC (link)
well i mean she 'kidnapped' me back to her multimillion dollar high rise penthouse and fully expected to feed me and clothe me and give me everything i needed except love. but yeah, yours and nickys are way better.

i grinded on him a little too. his pupils contracted so he was totally turned on.

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[info]jdelacroix
2017-08-17 09:59 am UTC (link)
I mean...you're an adult, though, and capable of making your own choices as to where you want to live, and how you want to live your life.

This does not surprise me at all.

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[info]insolentia_
2017-08-17 10:08 am UTC (link)
oh obviously! she's terrible! and i note she never tried to kidnap joey because see men can make their own decisions but god forbid a woman try to. an UNMARRIED one!

we should see if he's up to sexings.

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[info]jdelacroix
2017-08-17 10:15 am UTC (link)
Yeah JJ, how dare you exercise some personal autonomy. Clearly you need to get married and bow to your husband's whims. (Please don't.)

Uh, yes. Yes we should.

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[info]insolentia_
2017-08-17 10:19 am UTC (link)
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

he seems to think so too! we could both get him at once!

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Jesse and JJ
[info]amending
2017-08-17 10:16 am UTC (link)
I haven't had sex in literal months, not that I had a sex drive for most of it. But it's back now and kind of screaming at me...

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Nicholas and JJ
[info]insolentia_
2017-08-17 10:18 am UTC (link)
is it now?

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JJ and Nicholas
[info]jdelacroix
2017-08-17 10:33 am UTC (link)
They say that's a sign you're getting better. Which is definitely a good thing.

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JJ and Jesse
[info]amending
2017-08-17 10:37 am UTC (link)
I take it as a sign I'm so horny I'm going to cry.

Though I should add that JJ has been sending me non-stop nude snapchats since my first comment, which is why the...horn...is so extreme.

I can hear her giggling too, yet she doesn't seem to feel like coming in here is important yet.

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JJ and Nicholas
[info]jdelacroix
2017-08-17 10:43 am UTC (link)
Don't cry, cher, we'll take care of you.

I mean, I know I'm probably not helping, but...check your phone. Clearly she had a good idea, I'm just hopping on the bandwagon.

Good things come to those who wait? I don't know.

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JJ and Jesse
[info]amending
2017-08-17 10:46 am UTC (link)
Well it was fake crying!

Oh god the both of you are trying to kill me and I love it.

Hhrrnnng.

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