Dec. 4th, 2022


[info]hextech
[info]valloic

[info]hextech
[info]valloic

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[info]hextech
[info]valloic
[ Filtered to Vi ]

Hi, I am panicking, and I thought you might assist me in either doing so or not doing so, depending upon your perspective.

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It is difficult to believe, but I have been here in Vallo a year now. I didn't think I'd li Is it disloyal of me to say... it feels like home? I suppose I have always been disloyal as such. I left the undercity in pursuit of an education I could only get in Piltover, and while I never felt truly comfortable there, it was familiar to me. And it offered me much. But... here, at least, I feel as if I can do more with my ambition. It is less... reactionary? And of course meeting others from other worlds has only broadened my own perspective.

Anyhow. It is a good anniversary to have. A whole year!

[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
[info]valloic

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[info]vax
[info]valloic
DORIAN + LANCE
Hey, either of you have any experience in party planning? Or just, you know, willing to help plan a party? Because I had the New Years event kind of fall into my lap at work and I've planned exactly one Halloween party before--which, admittedly, was largely planned by my sister. In other words, I'm just looking for some extra hands.

If your plates are full, it's fine. I just figured I'd start with you lot before outsourcing for help.
VEX
Hi. I'm just checking in with you.

[info]yourplanssuck
[info]valloic

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[info]valloic

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[info]yourplanssuck
[info]valloic
That's a really great video. Ten out of ten on the acting.

[info]alittleedgy
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[info]alittleedgy
[info]valloic
I need everybody's best "destress yourself" ideas, please!

My Pictureworks project looks hideous, all the algebra has fallen out of my brain, my final paper for Composition is only half done, I screwed up my bibliography on the other paper, and the end of the semester is SO SOON. I need options other than "cry more" and "swear at a computer" and "eat every snack." Pls halp.

Also if anybody is good with word processing programs and can figure out what the hell I did to my bibliography to make the indents do what they're doing, I will draw literally anything you want for you.

Dec. 3rd, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]ofdestiny
[info]valloic
Similar to Adam's post, the DOA has slowly becoming less populated by Outlanders. I'm about to challenge the magic department to an office games tournament just to keep things lively.

If you're looking for a job, or new job, there are opportunities in the DOA as Outlander Representatives to the Vallo Government, Community Outreach, Medical Lead, PR & Comms, Welcoming Committee Lead and staff, Education Department Lead and staff, and Defense Department members.

Must be able to deal with Brenda and her damn essential oils.

[info]tamquam
[info]valloic

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[info]tamquam
[info]valloic
With recent departures, I'm looking for more help at Boyd's. Mechanics, primarily. Even if you only have a basic working knowledge of cars, we can teach you. I need people who are willing to learn and be able to troubleshoot on the spot.

I'm also in need of a receptionist. Someone to handle invoices, answer the phone, prioritize customer requests, and do general front desk work. Please do not apply if you dislike working with people, I don't have time to train you on that.

[info]supering
[info]valloic

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[info]supering
[info]valloic
Catra & Kara
WHAT: Visiting Mermista and bonding
WHERE: Streets of Vallo, then Mermista's foster home
WHEN: Today!
WARNINGS: Nah
STATUS: Complete

“This…may be a stupid question, but do you…speak to cats?”
Read more... )

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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
Eliot Waugh & Abigail Hobbs
Backdated to Nov. 6th | Restaurant in the city then a park

SUMMARY: Eliot and Abigail meet for lunch to catch up then go for a walk in the park.
Nah

It was a gorgeous day )

Dec. 2nd, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]unlovable
[info]valloic
texts to adam vasic:
» Hey.
» What are you doing right now?

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[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
My condolences to those whose loved ones are on that list.

CALEB & VETH
Are you two I do not Is there

If you are in need of anything that is within my means, please let me know.

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[info]zewujun
[info]valloic
I have confirmed that I am all that remains of my family in Vallo. All others from the land of my origin have gone on to other lives. Lotus Pier and the Burial Mounds are gone, but Cloud Recesses remains.

If any friends of Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, Lan Sizhui, Jiang Cheng, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling, or George Weasley wish to join me in the traditional prayers for those who have moved on, I will hold the ceremony at the shrine at Cloud Recesses on Sunday, the fourth of December, at 2 in the afternoon.

[Filtered to Prompto]
I will not be at The Art of Expression again until Monday.
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[Filtered to Will]
I know that our faith is not yours, but I would appreciate it if you would join me on Sunday. You may pray to anyone you like for the souls of those who have left us.
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[info]hawkeve
[info]valloic

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[info]hawkeve
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO NATASHA ROMANOFF, YELENA BELOVA, STEVE ROGERS, JAMES ROGERS, TORUNN THORSDOTTIR, SAM WILSON, WANDA MAXIMOFF, PEPPER STARK, TONY STARK & EMILY FIELDS]
Reminder that tomorrow is Nat's birthday! She's turning [...]

Apparently, that information is classified. 🙄

She didn't want a big party, which I decided to respect due to her old age, but you're all important to her, so we're having dinner at Galdin Quay. Eight o'clock, tables are already reserved. Bring your significant others if they're not on this filter!

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

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[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Seasons greetings motherfuckers. It's that time of year again. That magical time when you all party too hard engaging in social obligations and find yourself tottering with your higher judgment totally fucked. Year three. Let's go:
As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:
  • Do not drink too much.
    • Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
  • Contact me to get you there safely.
  • I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
  • I am also not sexually interested in you, unlike Todd from Accounting.
  • I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
  • Unless:
    • You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
    • You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
    • You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
  • Thank you and stay safe.
    • Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.


Don't fuck yourself up this holiday season or I'll do it for you. And a happy New Year or whatever.

Now. What fuckery does this weird-ass planet have planned for us this holiday?

Dec. 1st, 2022


[info]screwthat
[info]valloic

[info]screwthat
[info]valloic

log: nancy and robin


[info]screwthat
[info]valloic
Nancy Wheeler
Robin Buckley
WHO Nancy and Robin
WHERE House of Hawkins
WHEN Early November after Time Slip ends
WHAT Two girls have a conversation on lots of things and Nancy struggles with some feelings
STATUS Complete
WARNINGS None
So tell me what's bothering you at this hour of… wow, nine o'clock at night? Read more... )

[info]screwthat
[info]valloic

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[info]valloic

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[info]screwthat
[info]valloic
Happy December, Vallo. Christmas was not on my mind the last time I was in my world but I wasn't entirely sure I'd even last that long.

So I'm going to be obnoxious as fucking hell this month! I'm playing all the newest Christmas songs.

Filter: House of Hawkins
Alright, who is in for helping decorate? Inside and out. We're keeping the Christmas lights on the outside. The tree could maybe use tinsel or popcorn garland!

If nobody volunteers, there's a chance I'll just drag you anyway, so!

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[info]valloic

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[info]gentlemanly
[info]valloic
Lan Wangji & Laurence
WHAT: Laurence attends a meditation session with the intention of asking Lan Wangji a question
WHERE: Cloud Recess
WHEN: Backdated to October 12, not long after the Murder Mansion
WARNINGS: Nope!
STATUS: Complete

“I would like very much to marry your brother.”
Read more... )

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[info]bythepowerof
[info]valloic
Catra, Adora, & Adam
WHAT: Catra and Adora let Adam know he's going to be an uncle
WHERE: Darla
WHEN: Monday, November 28th
WARNINGS: Pregnancy
STATUS: Complete

“So do you think–I don’t know–that he’d get it?”
Read more... )

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[info]valloic

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[info]childofthor
[info]valloic
soft opening of Æsir Vineyards )

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[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic
Hey guys. So uh, first thing on the docket is that the Sanctuary Fundraiser Event will be next weekend! All day on the 10th we'll have a Solstice-themed fundraiser festival here, come on by! Pet the animals! Donate to a good cause! Get.. spanked?

Speaking of! We're currently looking for um, a designated spanker for the spanking booth Oh my gods why did we. It pays $500, no creepers allowed, and includes a lunch and breaks. So! That's a thing! That came up with when we were drinking and apparently, it raised a lot of money for Silniara Coven at their festival a few years ago, so now we have to do it, I guess! If you're looking to make a little money and get to spank willing people, inquire within.

Unfiltered but cut for potential Ragnarok spoilers, and there probably will be spoilers in comments! )

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[info]heartistic
[info]valloic

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[info]heartistic
[info]valloic
How am I still finding glitter all over the kitchen? It has been almost two weeks since that pixie showed up and I swear I've cleaned my kitchen at least a dozen times and cast two cleaning cantrips and still found my oven mitts filled with glitter today??

Why is this still happening???

Maybe we should just move apartments.