Never have I felt more awkward over a virtual post. Take a shot.
Hello all. My name is Shi Meiying. Please call me Mei. I'm a representative of a group you've probably never heard of - the Enki Coven. We're a coven that deals mostly in technomagic; the integration of magic and technology. We're fairly small in comparison to some of the other covens out there.
You're more likely to have heard of our business venture - Mage Net. We deal with cybersecurity, app development, green initiatives, and community outreach. It was through them that we came across Tag! and its very amusing dick pic recognition software. We invested in it and, with that, have been pushing our Elders to pull the sticks out of their asses and let us come play with you all.
Late afternoon today, we invite you to gather with us at Sanya Beach for the creation and release of paper lanterns in honor of the mid-autumn. There will be supplies available for anyone interested, to design lanterns with any messages or designs you see fit. Messages can include hopes for this coming year, prayers, questions to the ancestors, dick pics - honestly, go wild. We'll release them after sunset.
I hope I get the chance to meet some of you this evening there.