See that would be why it's bad on the weekend. The weekend house work gets done and I become friends with Taco Bell or something of the sort. :x Did you ever find her that kitten?
I would not enjoy that, even a little bit, but like we said I'm short and 300 pounds is a lot to come at you!
For the record you don't need a love guru seem to have some charisma all on your own. ;)