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jsp_ (jsp_) wrote,
@ 2014-06-23 00:52:00

Just Customs and other for now :)
So I'm sitting here at almost one in the morning scouring the classifieds for someone near me that's giving away kittens. I know I know, "Why would New York Giants Quarterback, Joel Phillips be looking for a free kitten in the wee hours of the morning?" Well I'll tell you. My daughter Corina, or Corie as I call her was playing with a friend in the neighborhood, and that friend had a cat. Now she thinks she needs one. So who is the guilty party who owns the cat my daughter fell in love with? I thought I'd just have the uncomfortable task of learning piggy tails and a French braid this summer, but no, she wants to have a cat and name it Mrs. Sprinkles. I repeat, Mrs. Sprinkles. So why am I still looking for a cat when I could just tell her not now? Because, I'm her daddy and anyone who has kids will know the kind of pressure you put on yourself to make them happy.

So now you know a little about me and what I do late at night, why don't you tel me something about yourself.

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	valbaker 2014-06-23 06:02 am UTC (link)
	That is too cute! I have a friend who is giving away some kittens actually if you want her number? She's super cool and the kittens are all 10 weeks old and some are even litter trained already. you know me and what I do so do I really have to? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jsp_ 2014-06-23 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Really?! You'd be a life saver, Valery and I'd owe you big time! Sounds perfect actually. Naw, you are exempt. Where has the job taken you lately? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	valbaker 2014-06-23 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Of course! I just sent you a text with all her info. And just in case you wanna see them first... cat 1 cat 2 and cat 3 I just got back from Seattle.. but last month I went to Paris, that was nice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jsp_ 2014-06-24 12:13 am UTC (link)
	That's freakin awesome. I called her and Corie and I are heading over there tomorrow to pick out which one she wants. You're the best! Paris, eh? That's pretty fancy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	valbaker 2014-06-24 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Not a problem! Let me know when one she picks! It was awesome.. I'm home for a few days now then it's off to LA, Seattle and Austin! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alkn 2014-06-23 06:04 am UTC (link)
	She has you wrapped around her little finger! heya cuz, how's it going? insomnia is kicking my ass tonight. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jsp_ 2014-06-23 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Yes she does! It's going pretty well! Drink some sleepy time tea, that admittedly has worked for me. Also Corie has asked about you a couple times lately by name. You should probably stop by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alkn 2014-06-23 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Nothing wrong with that. I won't lie, I'm wrapped around hers too. she's just too cute. I might have to try that then, thanks cuz. I will come by today, if that is okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jsp_ 2014-06-24 12:12 am UTC (link)
	We'll look forward to it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alkn 2014-06-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
	As am I! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	leighdavis 2014-06-23 06:07 am UTC (link)
	probably doesn't help she plays with my two kitties when she comes over.. whoops! ;) How ya doin buddy? I'm super pregnant, which you knew, and super hungry but seth's a work. what's a pregnant lady to do?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jsp_ 2014-06-23 06:57 am UTC (link)
	So you're the guilty party! Now I know who to blame! Naw it's okay, you were helping me out by watching Corie for me. I'm alright, just tired and now ready for bed. When are you going to pop that baby out? I'd say order food from a 24hr place close by. Thank God we live in a big city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leighdavis 2014-06-23 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I am!! When in doubt blame me, bawhaha. It's not prob, I love watching her! She's not due til August.. I wish it was sooner than that! And thank you for the idea, it helped out a lot! Now if she'd stop moving aorund on me and shit.. I could sleep! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ahsat 2014-06-23 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Well that was the absolute last thing that I expected to read here. Won't even lir thought it would be some macho b.s. Something about me huh? I know absolutely nothing about what it is you do. I know there's a ball and running but short of that I got nada. (Reply to this) (Thread)

jsp_
2014-06-23 06:54 am UTC (link)

Anything about me that's macho isn't BS. Haha kidding. Seriously though, why hide it. My daughter rules my world. People would find out eventually.

Well you know the redneck guy that throws or passes the ball? That's me. Not too much running for me unless The guy I planned or passing or throwing the ball to is being blocked and I have a huge guys coming at me with hunger in his eyes. You don't know scared until you see that.

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ahsat
2014-06-23 08:46 am UTC (link)

Keeping that in mind. I'm an insomniac before you ask about the time I'm replying to this. I know it. I've come to terms with it as has my dog. Now there's actually something very sweet how you admit that. I'm willing to bet that little girl has you wrapped around her littlest finger. Shit obviously she had you up at one am looking to get her a kitten!

Ah the dude who squats and throws the ball or whatever. Got it. I wouldn't survive having some huge guy coming at me like that. Especially if the hunger is to tackle me; well sometimes that might be okay but not in the football game sense. I'd be scared out of my mind but then again I'm a short and stubby little indian girl so...

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jsp_
2014-06-24 12:11 am UTC (link)

Ahh insomnia, that is too bad, Tasha. When I had that problem I would just work myself extra hard all day so I'd sleep better and better each night. And yeah Corie does have me wrapped tight, but I don't mind. I don't have her year round so when she's here she gets spoiled.

Yeah a dude squats in front of me and "hikes" the ball to me and then the game truly begins. Trust me, being in my shoes when a 300lb line backers aiming to take you out. It's damn scary.

You may be shorty, but from my point of you, I don't see what you call stubby. I'd call it cute, great style and an awesome smile. But that's only the exterior.

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ahsat
2014-06-24 12:16 am UTC (link)

See that would be why it's bad on the weekend. The weekend house work gets done and I become friends with Taco Bell or something of the sort. :x Did you ever find her that kitten?

I would not enjoy that, even a little bit, but like we said I'm short and 300 pounds is a lot to come at you!

For the record you don't need a love guru seem to have some charisma all on your own. ;)

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jsp_
2014-06-24 04:11 am UTC (link)

That's a good point. I mean, I like Taco Bell, but not every day. Okay don't do that. And we're going tomorrow to a lady's house that my friend recommended. She has three kittens and Corina is picking one.

It's crazy adrenaline pumping that's for sure.

I appreciate that. I really am pretty lame in the charismatic/clever department usually. Probably why my wife fell for the guy who did our landscaping. Ohhh bringing up the ex-wife...points for me!!

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ahsat
2014-06-24 04:21 am UTC (link)

Oh God No. You'd die! The Taco Bell diet wouldn't work for me, I'll keep it as my weekend treat and call it good!

As for the kitten congrats on becoming a pet parent too?

Well you seem smooth to me and you aren't bad on the eyes so she must have been a dumb ass. If it helps my husband fell for the stick figure who lived next door. They now are expecting a stick figure baby. I might exaggerate but she looks like she needs some Taco Bell. So see there we are even. :)

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jsp_
2014-06-24 05:03 am UTC (link)

Yeah I'd die and lose my career. No thanks. Yeah a weekend treat is good.

Yeah a pet parent. We'll see how that goes. I just hope it doesn't scratch all of my stuff . But it'll be okay.

You are too kind. And I appreciate it. Really, so it happened to you too? I don't get it, you're keeping me on my toes already. And too skinny is not attractive. I like some curves and to not see bones, yuck. I'm sure they're child will be...special. I guess we are even. I like you, you make me feel not so lame.

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ahsat
2014-06-24 07:07 pm UTC (link)

And gain a lot of weight. I can see why you'd get fired you can't run that fast if you get up to 400 pounds thanks to the taco bell man!

Cats scratch everything, which is why I have a dog. Although he does like to chew things which is becoming a problem, have to keep my shoes locked up in the closet.

I almost think that it's programmed in people you know? I think that for some people commitment is just too hard and they take the pussy way out so to speak. Whatever right? The way I see it, their lost we're both clearly awesome people who have a good circle of friends and family around us and all that jazz. Eh for what its worth I don't think you come off as lame at all, a little intriguing actually.

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	lancee 2014-06-23 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I think that is awesome you went out and searched for a cat to make your daughter happy. I'm Lance and I work for z100 in the morning, I am a huge fan of your team. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jsp_ 2014-06-24 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Hey thanks man! She's only been asking five times a day so it was time to do something about it. Lance I listen to you on the radios most mornings! Funny good stuff dude. And glad to meet a huge fan! Let me know if I can ever hook you up with tickets or Giants gear. (Reply to this) (Parent)