Oh God No. You'd die! The Taco Bell diet wouldn't work for me, I'll keep it as my weekend treat and call it good!
As for the kitten congrats on becoming a pet parent too?
Well you seem smooth to me and you aren't bad on the eyes so she must have been a dumb ass. If it helps my husband fell for the stick figure who lived next door. They now are expecting a stick figure baby. I might exaggerate but she looks like she needs some Taco Bell. So see there we are even. :)