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So after my whole earth titan thing had some folk surprised, it had me thinking. We've all got some kind of weird life story, tragic or magical or funky or otherwise, from before we were all forced to live in merriment here in Vallo. So tell me, or the class at large, something about yourself that's shocking. Could be personal, could be weird world shit (though that's been asked about before, so no fucking repeats because that's cheating), could be adventures had. I don't care, I just want to be entertained because I finished this documentary about weird cheese and am real hung up about it.

Also yesterday was my birthday (and no one else's, don't believe the rumors) (also I don't know how old I am so don't ask), so I think by birthday rights you've got to play along. I don't make the fucking rules, okay.

Or also don't play along. I'm not your fucking parent and be grateful for that.

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[TEXT MESSAGE TO KEITH KOGANE]

» Came home for lunch and to move the clothes over to the dryer and the washing machine has flooded the whole basement.
» It's only about 2 inches of water but still.
» Is this punishment for being happy about people being arrested?

I have never felt more vindicated for judging someone based on their microwave habits in the staff room and coffee order than I do now, thanks to the recent news.

That necessary sass aside, I have started making little jumpers for the tressym kittens. I know that my timing could not be worse as they are both insistent upon just growing larger by the day and the weather is also turning warmer, but it has been good use of my leftover yarn from other projects. Strudel can be seen here, kindly modeling as only he can: ( Cut for images! )

Thank you, Blue, for teaching me to knit so such pictures can exist in the first place.

In case anyone's wondering, the cute little bone-eating creatures are still around. I might know this from personal experience, so maybe just keep on keeping an eye out? They really have no right to be so adorable.





Oh but I still have all my bones! Stop panicking, Billy.

» I'm so sorry.
» I didn't think that through.
» I hope Robin's not too upset?

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Anybody else not remember the name of the person they made out with last night? It was great meeting you, pretty boy, I'm Syd. I THINK you were an Outlander, but if not I guess this is just extra awkward and now everyone knows all my bullshit for no reason.

In a few days, it's going to be Maaayy. /justintimberlake.

And it's only hit me that that means my yearly anniversary of being in Vallo is coming up. In that year, I've had friends here, they disappeared on us, and then I got pulled into an alternative universe and also, I've started to learn magic. A whole lot can happen in a year here, apparently.

What have you done to usually celebrate one year here?

I figured I should make some kind of... announcement about it, I suppose, but I am planning from retiring from the Looking Glass Tea. Most of you know it was inherited by my ex? late? former spouse and then it was passed down to me. I'm happy to hand the title over to any Outlander who is interested in owning it (it did belong to an Outlander originally to begin with), but if no one has any interest then I will seek out a Vallo commercial realtor to help me sell it.

My focus is going to mostly be on the DOA magic department and family. I don't need the extra responsibilities.

[Filtered to El]
I just want you to know I didn't forget to make our reservation at the Canteen, I just forgot to tell you I made our reservation at the Canteen. We're all set for cool cat dinner before prom next weekend.
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[Filtered to Mr. Laurence]
The guy finished the alterations on the suit, and you were right, the purple looks cool. Do you have time to show me the other ways to tie a tie sometime this week?
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[Filtered to Nancy]
Okay, I've got the dinner reservations. I have my suit. I have El's corsage ordered to pick up on Friday. El has our ride taken care of. Am I forgetting any important prom stuff?
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I've only half tested this whole I Can Turn Into An Earth Titan thing now and I feel like that's fucking sad. What's the point of being able to turn into an earth titan if you don't know what it's all about, right? Exactly.

So who wants to possibly get punched in the face and/or slammed by a hammer via an earth titan and spar and shit. I'll supplement your time with drinks, because that's how fucking nice I am.

So if I wanted to convince the Great Library to let me paint a mural inside of it, who would I need to talk to? Or is that just like a don't even bother situation? I'm not rich enough to bribe anyone. I'm just curious.

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On that note, I started a new one at the house. In the den. Watch out for the paint cans and tarps. And don't look at it until I'm done.

[OOC: feel free to ignore him and peek anyway, it's going to be like the Blackthorn mural but with Tessa, Jem, Will, Kit, and Mina.]