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Tweak says, "I want to talk more"

Viola Salem (lovedrunk_) wrote,
@ 2012-04-13 01:07:00

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!journal, viola salem, viola's corner

Alright ladies and gents! Things have been WAAAAY too quiet around here lately. I definitely think it's time we start thinking about the important things in life, such as relationships. I have been lax on my matchmaking duties as of late, so I'm remedying that right now!

So! It's time for Viola's Corner. This is the portion of your journal reading where you can ask/tell me ANYTHING. Relationship advice/questions, matchmaking wishlists, gossip, advice in general, ANYTHING. All comments will be screened (unless you state otherwise and don't care) since this is an open forum and I am not in the business of spreading other people's personal issues around.

With that being said, let's fire away! I'm bored, I'm ready, so hit me with your best shot!

OOC Note: For fun, we're gonna pretend the comments are screened. So unless someone states otherwise, all comments and Viola's answers can only be seen by her and the original poster. :)

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sorry_to_offend
2012-04-13 07:00 am UTC (link)

[NOT SCREENED]

I don't need any advice, but I would like to throw out some of my own ideal couples of people at this school. I feel the need to tell everyone that this is mostly meant in fun. So if you don't have a sense of humor, please kindly fuck off. HEARTS!!!

1) ADRIAN KNIGHT & SIOBOHAN O' CALLAHAN | Let's just face it, they're both easy on the eyes and between the sheets. The sex would just be hot
2)KANYE ROCK & AARALYN KNOWLES | They would have the most fabulous black babies, ever. Who write the sickest lines.
3)LEIA SAUNDERS & NAT BOROWKSKI| HOTTEST LESBIAN COUPLE EVER
3)ZEPHYR VALDERRA & JULY HANSEN | Will create super hero GINGERS.
4) NIKO CALLAHAN & ELLE SAUNDERS | Those two could rule the world. Just sayin'.
5)BLAKE BASS & DETROIT SALEM | I just have to say, Blake, you're chasing the WRONG Salem.
6) DUNCAN MACNAMARA & BROOKLYN SALEM | Someone needs to teach the Ice Bitch to loosen up. I have faith in good ole' Duncan.
7) WYN SAVAGE & CHERRY SHADOWBROOK | Why the hell not? They'd make a hot couple
8) JARETH BLACKBOURNE & GRACE ANDERSON | He just needs a nice girl to make him smile.
9) OSIRIC FINNIGAN & CHARLIE DUNCAN | Again, just needs a nice girl to tame his wild, wild ways.
10) L'ERIN TOSH & KESTREL DUPREE | Best idea, EVER.

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	thesonofasailor 2012-04-13 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Brooklyn does happen to be a friend, Tosh. I would appreciate it if you didn't refer to her as a 'bitch' of any type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'll find a better descriptive word and get back to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	beautfllybroken 2012-04-13 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	As flattering as that is... 1. EW (no offense Blake, but you're not my type) 2. My sister is NOT a bitch. 3. Even if 1 and 2 didn't apply, we Salem do not recycle and rotate boys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Oh please. FINE, a Salem threesome? Lucky Blake. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lovedrunk_ 2012-04-13 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Your matchmaking enthusiasm is appreciated, but I do not think some of these have the right compatibility! Except maybe a few... The last one not included. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	That last one is the best idea EVER! EVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lovedrunk_ 2012-04-14 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe to you! Who is the expert here?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wildirishrose 2012-04-13 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	You are onto something with number one, love. But how do you know we haven't already? :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Right? It's a genius matchmaking, if I do say so myself. And I do...extensively. Pictures Sib or it didn't happen! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whos_your_vader 2012-04-13 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	How do you know for sure that #3 hasn't already happened? I mean we do share a dorm after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Because that girl is a virgin. Hands down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	geek__chic 2012-04-13 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	L'ERIN TOSH!!!! I am going to KILL YOU. You are going to be so dead you won't even know what to do!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whos_your_vader 2012-04-13 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Only technically. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notsoladylike 2012-04-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to request that you not pair my boyfriend with other girls. Thanks a bunch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	See above disclaimer. And then follow instructions. Thanks a bunch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesonofasailor 2012-04-13 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Tosh, you're pushing it. Do you seriously want me to take you out to the middle of the lake and dump you overboard? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notsoladylike 2012-04-13 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	You so don't wanna go with me, boy. I promise you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dancesintherain 2012-04-13 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	But darling, you've never so much as asked. A lady has to feel wanted. Put a little effort into it, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry_to_offend 2012-04-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can put LOTS of effort into it. Just you wait and see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	reinedeglace 2012-04-14 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Your attempts at matchmaking are almost as idiotic and asinine as your blatant cries for attention. ~~And Wyn is MINE~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	punkmonster 2012-04-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Why the fuck would I want to create superhero gingers? I am enough fucking ginger all on my own. ELI and I would make much more epic babies. Lazy but dangerous as fucking hell. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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