So Ron... Apparently we've been sharing 'intimate moments' on the grounds of Hogwarts. What I am trying to figure out is the logistics, since I don't think we've hung out once this year.
So my question is, do you have a life sized Ellie doll I know nothing about? Be truthful, I'll be flattered, really!
Also, I hope you know I'm kidding.
[Kevin] Since you're one of the most brilliant Ravenclaws I know, I'm just going to assume that you didn't buy into any of that nonsense.