Ellie Branstone (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lovelybones_) wrote,@ 2016-03-29 21:35:00 |
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Please enjoy these awful jokes to brighten up your Tuesday:
1. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
3. What do you call dangerous precipitation?
4. Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
5. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
1. He had locomotives.
2. Because the "P" is silent.
3. A reign of terror
4. It's two tired!
5. He was too far out, man!
You're welcome.
1. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
3. What do you call dangerous precipitation?
4. Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
5. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
1. He had locomotives.
2. Because the "P" is silent.
3. A reign of terror
4. It's two tired!
5. He was too far out, man!
You're welcome.