Merlin's fucking leather thong, is it still January?
[Slytherfriends] My erotic novel has been picked up by a publishing house.
[Aunt Alice and Uncle Frank] I have an interview for a position at the DMLE on Monday. It's just admin stuff, but it's a start, yeah? Hopefully, I'll get it and be able to buy my own place soon. You've had to put up with me for far too long.