maldraconis (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} maldraconis) wrote, |
I haven't done anything -- my parents have and it's been pretty obvious my mother's selection is Ella.
I haven't been regaled with erotic passages of my other 'close' relatives -- or my father's number written in lavatories across Great Britain. You may be obsessed, Pansy.