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Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-05-25 15:30:00

Fuck off, rain. Nobody wants you.

[Malfoy]
We're still not speaking, but if you could get some cheeky holiday snaps of Bellatrix and Rabastan chilling out by the pool, then I may find it in my heart to forgive you. Wouldn't say no to a picture of your dad, either, but he'll probably send me those himself.

These are my terms.

[Slytherpals minus Draco]
Reckon any shit's going to go down tomorrow night? It's too perfect an opportunity for these wankpuffins to pass up, right?

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	Pansy maldraconis 2018-05-25 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	You really know how to kick a bloke while he'll down, yeah? I may have a few pictures...but those are for my friends, you know. And I'm not sending you pictures of my father. I'm grossed out right now. Well, all the time. Also -- I'm getting engaged. For real this time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	It's a gift. You don't have a problem sending pictures of your other close relatives, but your father is out of the question? Huh. Well like I said, he'll send me those himself. What the fuck have you done now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2018-05-25 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't done anything -- my parents have and it's been pretty obvious my mother's selection is Ella. I haven't been regaled with erotic passages of my other 'close' relatives -- or my father's number written in lavatories across Great Britain. You may be obsessed, Pansy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Little Miss Prissypants? I suppose she's all right. Let me know if the rumours are true about those Lestrange blood orgies, though, yeah? I have a bet with someone. None of your family are coming to the wedding tomorrow are they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2018-05-25 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Prissy? Is that how you see her? She's a Lestrange -- charming, but best at a distance. I doubt she's engaged in anything close to that. I've never even heard rumor of her with anyone. Mother and Aunt Bella have been talking about it. I assume so, I don't think we snub the royal family right now and Evan doesn't seem exactly forgiving. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Malfoy

pugnacity_
2018-05-25 06:42 pm UTC (link)

Not saying I don't like her, mate. She's fine, just a bit snooty. But I suppose you are too, so it works out. When's the announcement going to be?

Honestly, Draco, I think the Royals would prefer it if your parents and the Lestranges just stayed away. Your sisters are in the bridal party - that's hardly a snub. And maybe you and Estella could go as ambassadors if it bothers you that much -- but the rest? If something does happen you know they'll be blamed, maybe even arrested. Everyone is really on edge.

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Pansy

maldraconis
2018-05-25 06:56 pm UTC (link)

That's probably why my mother likes her; she is proper. I like her too, actually. She's always been polite at least, even before. I suppose as soon as our parents are done with their negotiations they'll tell us. Eventually.

Have you tried telling my mother and aunts what not to do? I can suggest it, but it certainly doesn't mean they'll listen. I think it's a rather good idea and I suppose announces our intent just as well. Are you sure you're not cut out for this Head of House thing?

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	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	And what about Granger? Estella knows about her, right? I mean, she hasn't been living under a rock. It's just common sense, Malfoy. I have my moments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2018-05-25 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Her father knows -- so I suspect does she. But she's been too polite to say anything about it. I meant what I said before, I'd do anything to protect Hermione. If that means distancing myself, then so be it. That's good. Because I'm sure you're not far from a marriage match yourself. Your parents don't seem the type to just let you be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I can't imagine Daddy Dearest would keep something like that from his precious baby girl. Seriously, man, are you sure you've thought this through? I know they're your family and all, but they're creepy and they murder people. My parents can eat a bag of dicks. I'm not marrying anyone unless I genuinely like them and/or they're killer in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pansy

maldraconis
2018-05-26 04:12 am UTC (link)

Yes -- which is why it was something I initially tried to avoid. But they are family and if I am to do this, at least making the rest of my family happy will be a benefit. And Ella is pleasant enough. It's just with her, I will have to make concessions.

A whole bag? That's an upgrade from a bowl, but still below a swimming pool. Here's hoping you like someone that they like in return.

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	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-26 09:36 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. You could just run away and live with me in New Zealand. I hear there's other wizards there, and elves and something about short men with hairy feet? So Crabbe will fit in nicely. A swimming pool of dicks, eh? Is that another insight into your wholesome family holiday? I'll be waiting for your photographs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Undoubtedly. It won't possibly be anything too severe, though - the Lestranges and Malfoys still need a kingdom to rule, if they accomplish what they undoubtedly want. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same Hex pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'll never understand why anybody would want to be King or Queen. I mean, sure - wealth, power, exaltation, blah blah blah. But it just seems like a lot of hassle and worry. Draco is marrying Estella Lestrange, apparently. Have you heard anything about this yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	I've certainly never understood it. Anyone sitting on the throne must be willing to die for it, and there's very little I'd be willing to die for. A chair is nowhere near that exceptionally short list. I hadn't. What an intriguing tidbit. I would have bet money on Lord Rabastan not standing for any of that tomfoolery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Hex pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think James Potter is willing to die for it? Pfft. Maybe he's planning on killing Malfoy the same way he killed his own wife. Honestly, these people should be kept in a tank and studied. Draco said he might bring Estella to the wedding tomorrow. I guess the intriguing tidbit won't stay a secret for long. Do you reckon Granger will cry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Same Hex

beneviolent
2018-05-25 08:40 pm UTC (link)

I think the thought hasn't even crossed his mind. Though he did sacrifice his eldest, and here we are.

Please don't confine him until after the deed's done. That alone would sell hundreds of thousands of magazines.

The devil's in the details, and I'm sure there will be plenty that surface sooner rather than later when it comes to those two. And if Granger knows what's good for her, she'll do a bloody tap dance and find a way out of his grasp entirely, if she hasn't already.

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Same Hex

pugnacity_
2018-05-25 09:22 pm UTC (link)

Yeah. And to our favourite family, no less.

I'm not going to be the one confining them. Unless...do I get a bonus prize if I collect the whole set? Like Chocolate Frog cards?

Estella is squeaky clean, mate. Revoltingly so. As for Granger, I tried reasoning with her, but she's as dunderheaded as Malfoy is on this one. She says they're in love and genuinely seems to believe it.

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	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm stunned they didn't throw the lot in Azkaban, or even strip away their titles. Or at the very least demote them and take away their properties. You'll get a thirteen carat flawless canary diamond ring. We'll see how in love she is when his wife is having his children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Same Hex

pugnacity_
2018-05-25 10:28 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, that was weird. I suppose there was no actual proof that any of them were involved in Rodolphus' scheming, punishing them all might have appeared tyrannical. Either that or James is just too soft for his own good. Whatever. If they are guilty, then they're bound to make a mistake sooner or later.

Another one? I'll add it to the pile.

Please, I've just had lunch.

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	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Soft. Trying to make a statement, showing he's more merciful than Orion. Pick your poison. Perhaps I'll only splurge for a ten carat diamond, then My deepest apologies. I'll refrain from mentioning Draco's reproductive ability in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent)