Pansy Parkinson (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} pugnacity_) wrote,@ 2016-08-22 11:12:00 |
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[Anti-Marauders]
So, I have a boat. Blaise has a boat. Malfoy, I'm pretty sure you have a boat. If not, why not?
Anyway, who's up for a pirate party? We can sail to France, find ourselves some precious booty -- aka wine -- gather some salty wenches and then have a party on our boats as we sail home. Make the most of the sunshine before we get eleven and a half months of rain, right?
I'm making you all pirate hats as we speak. Theo, you can be the parrot.
[Adrian]
So, I've been going through the list of real estate that House Parkinson owns. Turns out we own forty acres of woodland near Nottingham. Not entirely sure how that came about, but there we are.
Anyway...I had an idea about what to do with it, and I wanted to run it by you. Now, I'm on my seventh glass of rum (BECAUSE I'M A BLOODY PIRATE, OK?), so yeah, this may just be the drink talking. But whatever. I think it's the best idea I've ever had. In my whole life.
Two words. Unicorn. Sanctuary.
Yes? YES. You know it's brilliant.