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Tweak says, "Happy new year, whatever."

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2016-12-30 16:55:00

Spilling a glass of Firewhisky is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

[Max]
I should have checked in days ago. I know. I'm a shit. But I knew you were alive and, well, I've been Auror...ing. You're still staying somewhere safe, right?

[Owen]
You all right?

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	Pansy audoen 2016-12-30 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm edging into the first stages of sleep deprivation, but otherwise I'm good. How about you? You being kept busy? I did check you were alive by the way. Or at least my secretary did (and yes, I asked her to)... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Owen pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	When you start to see pink elephants and shit, let me know. The thought of you with a secretary makes me laugh. What does she look like? And yeah, Longbottom is running a pretty tight ship over here. The coffee tastes like tarmac -- wouldn't surprise me if it was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pansy

audoen
2017-01-01 08:16 am UTC (link)

I think by that stage I'll be too far gone to remember you exist, but I'll try.

And what exactly is so amusing about the idea of me having a secretary? I'm a busy man with a demanding job! I love though that you wonder what she looks like and not how competent she is... I guess it explains Adrian at least. I always knew it can't have been his personality that was the draw.

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	covertwolf 2016-12-30 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	I hope it wasn't the last of the bottle. That really would be a travesty. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	It was, and my other bottles are miles away - right across the other side of the apartment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	covertwolf 2017-01-01 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh darling, you have my deepest sympathies. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy blackandmild 2016-12-30 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fine and perfectly safe. I wasn't even anywhere near St. Mungo's. You sure you're alright? DMLE not working you too hard? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Max pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know you weren't. I heard everyone in the palace was interviewed, though. The DMLE is working us all hard, but there are no complaints. We just want to see the job done, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashesofashes 2016-12-30 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	Need replenishment? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Always. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ashesofashes 2016-12-31 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'll see what I can do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_parameters 2016-12-30 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	And you cry just as hard. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Twice as hard. Balloons are fucking shit in comparison. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lucabole 2016-12-30 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Now why would you go and waste good whiskey like that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, it wasn't particularly good whiskey. I used that to fill my bathtub this morning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucabole 2016-12-31 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Ewww. You know how badly that stuff stinks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-01-01 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say I bathed in it, Bole. Perhaps you ought to think about doing it yourself, though? Considering how badly you stink. The Whiskey might mask the smell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucabole 2017-01-01 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Considering I can smell the amount of perfume you add a mile away, Pans... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-01-03 07:31 am UTC (link)
	I don't wear perfume, Bole. This is my natural sweetness -- I understand it's too much for some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucabole 2017-01-03 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	Now I'll be truly impressed if you managed to say that with a straight face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	artfullydone 2016-12-31 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	That is unfortunate. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-12-31 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	All over that beautiful scarf you left on the sofa, too. Oopsie daisy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artfullydone 2016-12-31 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'll think of our friendship fondly whenever I wear it. (Reply to this) (Parent)