Astoria
Sounds fair, perhaps we can place them around the living room and pose them like Greek statues? Add a touch of class to the night. Ohhh, I hear there's a company of strippers who specialise in dressing up as DMLE officers and then pretend to arrest people...then get naked. Let's not tell anyone, and watch them all freak out.
Everyone decent. Would it be weird inviting Oberon after...well, you know?