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Tweak says, "Green Team!"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2016-03-22 16:38:00

Gigantic stack of paperwork finished. Practical training lesson finished. Revision notes alphabetised. I'm so organised this week, I'm actually scaring myself.

[Astoria]
How's your paper going, little duck? Run into any trouble yet?

[Draco]
It's Greg Goyle's birthday tomorrow. You remember Greg, right? One of your best friends? As much as I don't want to see your stupid face, or have you spoil things with your fucking....Malfoyness, I know he would like to see you. We're going to Bangkok (his choice -- I don't even know).

Put Potter down for a minute and be a fucking friend, yeah? Don't tell him I told you, just be there.

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	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~You're actually~~ Of course I do, Lady Parkinson. My...Malfoyness? I suppose that's a step up. And I'll be there. What time? And for the record, you are quite scary. It's attractive. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Don't call me Lady Parkinson, you arrogant prick. Tonight, actually. We're meeting at The Leaky Cauldron, having a bite to eat, working out our strategy and then hitting Thailand. Probably a strip club, because Greg is a simple creature with simple (yet enjoyable) life goals -- you are allowed, right? And fuck off. I'm still not talking to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-22 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	At least I'm something. Tonight? That's a little last minute -- but alright. I'm sure I can arrange a portkey by then. Allowed? No one allows me to do anything. I am still my own person you know. I've missed you too, Pans. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	If you insist. It wouldn't be last minute if you actually spoke to your friends. I can't decide if you're being stupid on purpose. Between Sirius, your mother and Potter...I'm surprised you can even sneeze without someone berating or coddling you for it. Fuck. Off. This is for Greg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-22 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	You do know me. Things have been shite, lately. You know that. And you forgot Cassie -- haven't you heard? I'm trying to seduce my way back to the throne. Apparently I'm quite charming. Is that how we're going to play it then? Come on, Pans. I know you must hate this because I do. I mean it. I miss you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately. Yes, and more than most. You couldn't seduce your way into anything, Malfoy. Speaking as someone who knows. I don't know why you're trying to make this weird. Just [...] be there, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-22 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Admitting you adore me? That wasn't what you complained about, Pans. I will be there. Nothing weird about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever helps you sleep at night. Hmm. And what did I complain about? Hopefully the look on Greg's little face will make it worth the shit storm you carry around with you, Malfoy. Seven o'clock. Wear something appropriate. Don't bring her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-22 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say I'm like a baby, but that opening is way too wide for you. About Major Houses. Court. Politics. Funny thing -- for all the wealth, privilege, and status -- it seems the quality women want little to do with it. Even you. I'll bring him something nice. I'll be there. 7 o'clock. Alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	~~Just as~~ Yes. I'm glad you're finally learning. Even me. For all the good it's done. I expect I'll be Head of House before Summer. Just buy him a lap dance or something. He just wants to see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-23 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Wait -- what? You mean ~~I know I sent you -- after your brothers~~ Why would you be Head of House? What's going on, Pans? Done. And done. I'm not turning my back on my friends. No matter what you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-23 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Never mind, Malfoy. Big brothers are gone. Dad's sick, will probably be dead in a few weeks, which leaves only me. Naturally, he's just thrilled about that. Right, of course not. Don't make me regret inviting you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2016-03-23 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	I should have known, I'm sorry. I didn't know he'd gotten so bad off. Let him know I'll be by this weekend to call on him and I'll send word. Wouldn't dream of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2016-03-24 01:25 am UTC (link)
	It's fine. ~~I don't need your half-arsed apology.~~ More things for him to be thrilled about, fantastic. Although he may actually appreciate having a new person to criticise. So, yeah...whatever. We'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wrocker 2016-03-22 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	So you're taking a time out from scaring other people, then, or is that on the schedule for tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, don't worry your pretty little head - scaring people is still very much on the cards. Today, and every day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrocker 2016-03-22 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Me, worry? Nah. Gives you wrinkles, and then you couldn't call me pretty anymore. That'd be shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-03-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Cute. It's just a pity you haven't the personality to match, really... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrocker 2016-03-23 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Who needs personality when you're cute? I make excellent arm candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2016-03-23 10:45 am UTC (link)
	If you say so, Black. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy artfullydone 2016-03-23 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Funny that you should use that particular term of endearment while inquiring about The Observer. There was one attempted spy who regretted trying to get into a room labelled "authorized personnel only" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Astoria pugnacity_ 2016-03-24 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I hope you took pictures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy artfullydone 2016-03-24 03:32 am UTC (link)
	But of course. Originally the idea behind having a camera there was just to ensure that if an unauthorized person tried to break in there that their picture would be taken, but the charm work was set up to take both a before and after photo. I think ducklifors might just be my favourite jinx ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astoria pugnacity_ 2016-03-24 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. They only have themselves to blame, hopefully others will think twice now. Or not -- more ducks are always good. Did you turn them back straight away, or did you chase them around with Hoisin sauce for a bit? Looking forward to the first edition. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy artfullydone 2016-03-25 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't quite that mean but I did pretend to be shocked by what had happened, blamed it on the mystery prankster and took my sweet time "looking up" how to change them back. (Reply to this) (Parent)