Gorgeous! There is just no other real way to describe just how brilliant Tahiti is. The hotel is amazing, right in the water, and it's so much better than any place I've ever been.

Of course it's all thanks to the best bowonderful Smith family who have been so gracious as to allow me to accompany them on their holiday.

[Private: Zacharias]
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

It's amazing, and I love it, and I am having the best time.

I went for a bit of a wander onto the beach, in case you were wondering why I'm not in the cabin. I'll be back in a bit, just wanted to finish these sketches.

[Private]
Ugh, if I have to read one more announcement and everyone going "Oh my God you're so Brave", "Yay you!" I think I am going to be ill. Who cares? Really, whose business is it anyway? It's just another excuse to make a boring announcement that no one actually gives a toss about but has to pretend they care, because otherwise you look so insensitive or something. It's just another 'Look at me!' announcement with cheesy, rubbishy responses and they're so seriously overdone.

It makes me so glad I'm Slytherin. I really don't know how Izzie and Zach can put up with it.

Why not everyone announce their sexuality! Yay them!
Besides, it's not like their family would