Okay, scribbling this to you lot because I'm going to go talk to Zach in a couple of minutes, but I am trying not to freak out, because I reeally like him, and I like being with him, and I didn't want him to worry about it, because it's so not his fault or anything and it's just his parents being mental, and I just want him to think it's all okay and that there are okay sides to this all but then trying not to freak out at him is just making me look really irrational and like I am totally into the idea and that I might have been plotting it all along which is so completely not true.

But oh my Salazar!

Zach's parents want us to get married.

Like proper wedded!

As in they want to have a chat with my parents and see if we're suitable, and of course we'd make a proper couple and we'd be right gorgeous together and we both have the right breeding and

Salazar, I can't breathe.