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Saint Patrick ☘ (shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2012-08-26 23:00:00

Current mood:	Miserable
Entry tags:	an alcoholic is an alcoholic, clio will make it better, like shooting himself in the foot, making excellent life choices

[George and Dewi]
In the past week I have kissed Absinthe and Famine. While Joey is missing.

Fuck I am literally the worst person in the world.

[Clio]
Can I come curl up on your sofa?

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	Same filter shamrocked_ 2012-08-27 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Well then I'm just shit. I don't know. Absinthe is Alcohol's daughter. Alcohol told me about her. I wouldn't think so. George, the things she made me see... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter monster_slayer 2012-08-27 01:43 am UTC (link)
	You're not shit, don't talk about yourself that way. Just, this probably isn't the best time to be starting any kind of relationship with two very dangerous people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2012-08-27 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I am not starting a relationship, and Famine is one of my closest friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter monster_slayer 2012-08-27 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Well I just wanted to be sure because neither of them would be good girlfriends. Also, what if Absinthe is also a stalker and then you have two booze gods who want to be in you? Metaphorically. How did Famine take it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2012-08-27 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't want a girlfriend or a boyfriend, or anything at all. I'm just freaking out. I know know, I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. She was fine. Better than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter monster_slayer 2012-08-27 02:42 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have--look, I'll be home in about 20 minutes, okay? And then I can give you a hug and noogie you and thing will be okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2012-08-27 02:56 am UTC (link)
	No, it's okay. I'm going to go see Clio and Ella. I think I can manage not to kiss Clio. I'll just remember that if I try, Hermes will kidnap me again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter monster_slayer 2012-08-27 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Okay. I'll be here when you get back. Don't beat yourself up about this, all right? You're under a huge amount of stress. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter shamrocked_ 2012-08-27 03:10 am UTC (link)
	George, I know you have to say it, but we both know it's going to happen anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter monster_slayer 2012-08-27 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't have to say anything. You're not a bad person, Patrick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter shamrocked_ 2012-08-27 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Love you, big brother. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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