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Tweak says, "Evil Chin-Rat!"

Saint Patrick ☘ (shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2010-11-22 19:35:00

Current mood:	quixotic
Entry tags:	emo patrick is emo, lucifer, oh shit oh shit, really patrick really?!?!!?, satan, wow that is unexpected and stupid

[Private]

It's not the end of the world if I keep messing up and straying farther and farther from the man I was?

So why does it feel like it is, George? Why does it feel like it should be? At the very least the end of me.

[/Private]

[Satan and Lucifer]

Don't gloat or I won't listen.

Do either of you happen to know if there's a way I could...I don't know...not happen to be here? If I die, I just come back. How can I stop coming back.

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	Same filter ancientserpent 2010-11-22 06:47 am UTC (link)
	~~Your tears taste like whiskey and candy~~ Sorry, kiddo, there's not much I can do about that. It's people believing in your inebriated self that keeps you coming back. The obvious answer is to come down to Hell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 06:48 am UTC (link)
	How is that the obvious answer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:00 am UTC (link)
	What Slytherin means is that you renounce my Patrick. You renounce my Father and accept us, me and Snake here, for eternity. You can't take it back. It's taking off a collar my dear, it really is. Patrick, Patrick my boy I've been there remember? I can explain all the details, but you always come back. Just...different. Freeer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:03 am UTC (link)
	How is it freer? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter ancientserpent 2010-11-22 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Because in Hell, no one will wag their finger at you about being an awful Saint and a drunk. It'll be like being dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:04 am UTC (link)
	But I don't want to be a drunk. I just...want to stop feeling. Completely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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dawnstar
2010-11-22 07:09 am UTC (link)

He's horrible with words Patrick. I can't explain it, not fully because renouncing is an experience, but I will try. For a moment imagine the feeling of free-falling, but knowing nothing will hurt you. Imagine feeling like there's a chain around your neck and suddenly it shatters.
There are ways to make deals Patrick, to let you get everything you want. But there is a price to these things, and you don't necessarily have to go down to the Pit.

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	Lucifer ancientserpent 2010-11-22 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh quiet, Lucy. I'm in a good mood. He's so sad! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Satan dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:15 am UTC (link)
	I know, it's like a puppy, but if you kick it we won't get a treat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lucifer ancientserpent 2010-11-22 07:22 am UTC (link)
	True, true. We haven't had a Saint in so long. I feel like celebrating! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Satan dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:24 am UTC (link)
	It's been forever. We'll rent out something once he accepts and see all the other Saints pout. It'll be easier then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:12 am UTC (link)
	I won't fall. ~~George has enough to deal with.~~ I could make a deal where I could basically go to sleep and never feel another thing without falling? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Sweetheart you're no Angel. There's no falling to do. You may be human plus, but you are human. Arrangeable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I won't renounce. What would I have to do? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter ancientserpent 2010-11-22 07:13 am UTC (link)
	We can do that for you. We can make it better. The Dark Side gets such a bad reputation, but that's because people who haven't been there don't understand how it's so much more fun. No guilt, no worry, no fear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:23 am UTC (link)
	And we have cookies, which are contrary to rumor actually pretty good. Satan's a good baker. Seriously though he is right. We can make it better. All you have to do is ask. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:28 am UTC (link)
	I won't feel guilty about renouncing my God? I converted an entire country, Satan. I can't imagine not feeling guilty for becoming like the very pagans I drove from that place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:33 am UTC (link)
	No Patrick. No guilt will touch you. I'd say trust me, but I have been in your shoes. I know how you feel Patrick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:44 am UTC (link)
	How can you possibly know how I feel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps not the very same, but I know a little bit about being abandoned by the only Father I ever had, without any answers as to why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 08:06 am UTC (link)
	It's not so good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:09 am UTC (link)
	It really isn't, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter ancientserpent 2010-11-22 07:33 am UTC (link)
	That's the nifty part of it, Patrick. Yes. All that guilt will be gone in a flash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 07:45 am UTC (link)
	What would it be replaced by? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you want Patrick. It could be nothing, it could be everything. That's for you to decide and tell us. Then, we go from there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 08:08 am UTC (link)
	And this is the only way you'll give me oblivion? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:10 am UTC (link)
	If there was another way, I'd be the first to take it Patrick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lucifer ancientserpent 2010-11-22 08:15 am UTC (link)
	You're so magnificent, it makes me feel warm inside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Satan dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:18 am UTC (link)
	But, but Satan, I've suffered so. ~Weepy tears~ I better be earning me a fucking goddamned cookie by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lucy ancientserpent 2010-11-22 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh Lucy, you can have all the cookies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sexy dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:23 am UTC (link)
	You better damn right I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loveliest of All the Angels ancientserpent 2010-11-22 08:30 am UTC (link)
	I think we need to throw a parade all up and down the streets of Hell after this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ego-booster dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Fuck. Yes. One where we make him pull everything, one where we make him a shiny spectacle and one just for kicks. And when he breaks we're enlisting him to sing our praises. I want a church. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Morningstar ancientserpent 2010-11-22 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I think we should send him to visit his friends after he breaks. It's important to show off our magnificent handiwork. We'll build you a nice big cathedral. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Advesary dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:44 am UTC (link)
	OH yes, that too. With pamphlets of 'join us'. St.Lucifer's Church. For giggles. Oh he wants to meet us Satan. What will I ever wear? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same filter shamrocked_ 2010-11-22 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Meet me [Details of abandoned building Patrick is all too familiar with]. I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same filter dawnstar 2010-11-22 08:45 am UTC (link)
	And we shall come. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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